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  1. SF SKETCHFEST 2010! Saturdays Jan. 23 & 30 @ The Dark Room. www.funnybutmean.com for more details as they come! http://bit.ly/8KrXm8
  2. Woman from "Sister Christian" music video now relieved she did not marry singer from Night Ranger.
  3. We Americans like our presidents like we have our coffee: heavy on the concensus building!
  4. In the news: Dick Cheney starts his Torture Foundation. A philanthropic venture to promote and advocate the use of enhanced interrogation.
  5. Who do I have to fuck to get Sandra Bullock to stop making movies?
  6. Any company that created the "Labaron" had this coming.
  7. Headline: Justice Thomas declares 14th Amendment "outdated". Sells self as example.
  8. It is time for a new era to begin: Funny But Mean now with 20% more mean!
  9. Men are from Mars but women are from HELL: Funny But Mean Finds Its Feminine Side, Mondays Jan. 19-Feb 9 @ The Exit Theater
  10. Breaking news: Auto makers tell congress: "Give us the money or the girl gets it!"
  11. I am so glad that dead Wal-Mart employee's family will be well taken care of by the generous benefits they offer.
  12. 9/11, economic collapse, and pirates. Just think what the next nine years of the new century has in store!
  13. Job Opening: Russian submarine technicians needed immediately. Will train on job. Full benefits.
  14. Okay, so racism is over. What's next?
  15. Man dressed as the economy - "I'm depressed and my future is bleak."
  16. Fox News threatens to execute Colmes live if Obama wins.
  17. Beyonce Knowles swears: "Next time I won't miss Jennifer!"
  18. Ashley Todd foiled by mirror!
  19. Maybe WE'RE the "Greatest Generation" now.
  20. Did anyone else hear McCain call Obama the "N" word during the debate? I thought that was really unnecessary.