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FunnyBrooks

  1. So far, Texas has taught me that women still need help loading furniture into their vehicles. #evenlesbians 10:02 AM May 23rd via web
  2. @kylekinane Audio Karate 10:11 PM Mar 30th via Seesmic
  3. I just came into a pile of money. Seriously, there's jizz covering at least 38 bucks over here. #imsorry 10:08 PM Mar 30th via Seesmic
  4. Did you guys hear that Dick Chaney got a new heart?? youtube.com/watch?v=owZPsp… 6:34 PM Mar 24th via Seesmic
  5. I just ran over an owl. Why would an owl just stand in the middle of a road? I'd ask him, but he's dead now. 11:00 PM Mar 22nd via Seesmic
  6. Twosies at work!!! 7:23 AM Mar 22nd via Seesmic
  7. Pretty sure I threw out my shoulder while eating trail mix. #fuckraisins 10:42 PM Mar 21st via Seesmic
  8. Paul Newman would be proudRT @kylekinane: Well, I'm bored. Lucky for me I'm tired too. Gonna hard-boil these coupla eggs here and go to bed. 10:29 PM Mar 21st via Seesmic
  9. Writing my memoir: Bed Full of Crumbs, A Simpleton's Quest for Happiness, One Sun Chip at a Time 10:25 PM Mar 21st via Seesmic
  10. Doritos tacos: all the shame of normal fast food during, no deep-fried-regret coma after! 9:55 PM Mar 12th via Seesmic
  11. Doritos tacos: Bringing mexican to your trailer park! 9:50 PM Mar 12th via Seesmic
  12. The new Doritos tacos are going to be the death of me. #sogood 9:44 PM Mar 12th via Seesmic
  13. @rowebocop Yes?!?! 9:27 PM Mar 5th via Seesmic in reply to rowebocop
  14. @bobbyjaycox I'll handle this. I know plenty of single moms with questionable ethics. 9:26 PM Mar 5th via Seesmic in reply to bobbyjaycox
  15. I wish I could see myself in ten years, only to fondly reflect on the best years of my life: junior high. #AllDownhillAfter7thGrade 9:23 PM Mar 5th via Seesmic
  16. @bobbyjaycox Great! I'll buy a suit. Let's take this pig public. 9:19 PM Mar 5th via Seesmic in reply to bobbyjaycox
  17. @bobbyjaycox Can I give a baby a regretable nautical star or tribal band? Or put something on them and watch it stretch over time?! 9:15 PM Mar 5th via Seesmic in reply to bobbyjaycox
  18. I used to be really bitter towards girls who rejected me. Now I realize that they were all correct. #NiceForesightLadies 9:13 PM Mar 5th via Seesmic
  19. I wish I lived in a simpler time and place, like a Richard Marx video. 9:00 PM Mar 5th via Seesmic
  20. @RySing What kind of candy? Taffy is the best toilet candy, for sure. 8:58 PM Mar 5th via Seesmic in reply to RySing
  • Name Aaron Brooks
  • Location Austin, Texas
  • Bio I tell jokes, most of which I hate.
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