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FunnelFiasco

  1. @flotisserie @kdemerly if @Derrick_Snyder ever has a cute red-headed baby, I'm in a lot of trouble. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to flotisserie
  2. @annegreene huzzah! Good luck with the search. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to annegreene
  3. @deborahilene guilty as charged. I have no outgoing filter. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to deborahilene
  4. @kdemerly @flotisserie absolutely true. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to kdemerly
  5. And then Picard makes some philosophical speech which magically sets everything right. The end. #StarTrek about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. @flotisserie you probably follow too many already. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to flotisserie
  7. @annegreene are you leaving us?! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to annegreene
  8. @annegreene moving? about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to annegreene
  9. @J_Moore423 you're too coherent to be drunk. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to J_Moore423
  10. @deborahilene Yolo. #pleaseshootme about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to deborahilene
  11. If only Sexy Planet had the concept of diplomatic immunity, Wesley would have been spared a lot of trouble. #StarTrek about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  12. "I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie." about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  13. @VeggieSaxophone @RAWRCarosaur I love you two so much. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to VeggieSaxophone
  14. @flotisserie @annegreene consider yourself started, Lawrence Flolivier. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to flotisserie
  15. @VeggieSaxophone @RAWRCarosaur I'll creep that in mind. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to VeggieSaxophone
  16. @RAWRCarosaur @VeggieSaxophone you wish you could be half as creepy as I am. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to RAWRCarosaur
  17. @flotisserie @annegreene once Faith West goes in, everyone's house will be worth $800k. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to flotisserie
  18. @VeggieSaxophone obvs @RAWRCarosaur likes your house. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to VeggieSaxophone
  19. Oh joy! It's the episode where @wilw is sentenced to death in Planet Sexy. #StarTrek #DeathBySnuSnu? about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android