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  1. "Police: Jumping cow damaged roof" -- The sad, real-life reality of those nursery rhymes. 27 minutes ago from Tweetie
  2. "Boy, 4, found with beer, stolen gifts" -- And one hell of a bad attitude. 28 minutes ago from Tweetie
  3. "Turtle's gas triggers alarms" -- As usual. 28 minutes ago from Tweetie
  4. "Tiny snowman offers worldwide greetings" -- HELP ME!!!! 28 minutes ago from Tweetie
  5. @_Rick_ "Illinois library receives vinyl record 47 years late." -- Someone else vows to go for 48 years and get a new record. 29 minutes ago from web in reply to _Rick_
  6. "Santa: A public health pariah?" -- The sad, sordid tale finally comes out. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. "Drunk man insists on paying $72 for taco" -- So they shrugged and gave him extra hot sauce. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. @diabola Shhhh...it's more fun to pretend God wants us to be rich. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to diabola
  9. @Jeannebr No, no, no. Respect must be shown. So you say, The Right Honorable Idiot Bachman, or the like. about 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Jeannebr
  10. @ebertchicago True, but done right it can be like haiku: real meaning embodied in a short text. Ah, but the key is to do it right. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ebertchicago
  11. @kevinowocki Sorry, confusion over terms I guess. I meant they don't jack up the price at times. It's a constant (high) price. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kevinowocki
  12. "'Simpsons' fan makes margarine Marge" -- And a butter Bart. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. "Brit's missing cat found on ferry in Spain" -- Furiously trying to escape. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  14. "Lawsuits won't stop jail Xmas tunes"-Then one foggy Xmas Eve / Santa staggered in / Rudolph with that shiv so sharp / I'll soon play a harp 3:59 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  15. @Tymlee I say #HCR is not done until Lieberman's insurance co. drops him for "preexisting tantrums." 3:44 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to Tymlee
  16. @kaylai If you ever want to really eat good, attend a medical conference on diabetes. The desserts they serve are amazing! 3:34 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to kaylai
  17. @joankw Except for actors, of course. ;) 12:24 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to joankw
  18. @diabola Yup, that is very depressing, and revealing. We may be living in the 21st-century, but many of our minds are in the past. 10:39 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to diabola
  19. @ebertchicago Lieberman: I liked Avatar. Me: So did I, a great movie! Lieberman: Actually, I hated Avatar. 9:12 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to ebertchicago
  20. @richardroeper Change the name to Abandon Hope Airport? 9:11 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to richardroeper