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FunQuotes

  1. I am very loyal to my airline - it's called "the one with the cheapest ticket." 8:19 AM Mar 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. I thought the movie "Hunger Games" was about being hungry while playing video games, but too lazy to get up and eat! 4:49 PM Mar 25th via web
  3. Such a long word for lazy people - procrastinators! They'd be too lazy to say it and rather stop at "p" :) 4:47 PM Mar 25th via web
  4. Life isn't what it used to be, people aren't what they used to be, but I am the same jerk I used to be :) 12:22 PM Jan 15th via web
  5. #HoodLicensePlates URNS (You Are An Ass)! 1:03 PM Dec 21st, 2011 via web
  6. Love is complicated, but sex is simple! 10:27 PM Nov 19th, 2011 via web
  7. #ThingsWeDoDuringExams - Wonder if studying last night instead of non-stop masturbating would have helped! 10:19 PM Nov 19th, 2011 via web
  8. Why did Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore got divorced now? 'coz Ashton didn't want to be married to a 50-yr old (Demi is 49!) 10:10 PM Nov 19th, 2011 via web
  9. Husband's job is to think of new ways to earn money so that his wife can spend it without thinking! 12:30 PM May 31st, 2011 via web
  10. How wonderful it is to have someone you can cuddle with at night and wake up in their arms in the morning - like my Pillows! 12:29 PM May 31st, 2011 via web
  11. All those who are expressing joy over Osama's death, his followers are tracking your IP addresses and locations right now! 8:45 PM May 1st, 2011 via web
  12. Osama Bin Laden is dead. Alright US, who is your next excuse for war - Gaddafi, perhaps? 8:38 PM May 1st, 2011 via web
  13. If you are watching porn in office, make sure to lock your computer before leaving or your boss will know your fetish! 9:44 PM Apr 25th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. A convertible with an open top is the mermaid of automobiles - half bike, half car! 12:43 PM Apr 21st, 2011 via Mobile Web
  15. Worst part about reaching the office early is that there is no one to appreciate you came early! 12:41 PM Apr 21st, 2011 via Mobile Web
  16. I buy a big screen TV and the first thing I see - Acne commercial! Now that is not what I wanted to see on big screen. 10:22 AM Apr 2nd, 2011 via web
  17. When will Bieber fever end? After all, a fever either ends or takes your life! 12:22 PM Mar 26th, 2011 via web
  18. If God met Devil, would He say, "Yo Whazzup"?! 5:22 PM Mar 22nd, 2011 via web
  19. @CharlieSheen is definitely winning - if winning means being in the news for all the wrong reasons! 5:12 PM Mar 22nd, 2011 via web
  20. Why do ugly people post their pics on Facebook? Because they know that there is no "Unlike" button for you to click on! 4:11 PM Mar 22nd, 2011 via web
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