FunQuotes
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Who is more creepy - the one who stares at naked women or who stares at naked manicans?
8:19 PM Nov 15th
from Twitterrific
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I wonder if people know how ridiculous they look in their Halloween costumes!
10:01 AM Oct 31st
from Twitterrific
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"Stop cribbing and go do something about it". Naa, that's too much work. I am happy just to sit here and crib!
10:04 AM Oct 30th
from web
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Life should be like a movie. If you don't like it, switch to a better one!
10:03 PM Oct 29th
from web
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You know you are a useless employee if you work 100 hours a week and your boss tells you that you are not doing enough!
7:36 PM Oct 28th
from web
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If you are a guy and wish to know if you have a feminine side, just answer: How many times have you peed while sitting?!
7:31 PM Oct 28th
from web
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The reason you like a quote is because you do not follow it yourself!
3:43 PM Oct 28th
from web
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Dhoni hits a century to power India to 354. Oh! I thought once you become an Indian captain, you don't need to bat well.
6:01 AM Oct 28th
from web
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I asked if I could rent a room for under $500 in San Francisco. People painted this on my forehead: "I am crazy"!
4:51 PM Oct 25th
from web
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Guys should be allowed to kiss any girl...on her toes!
7:06 AM Oct 25th
from web
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Eating candy when you are diabetic is like fighting a peaceful war!
6:58 AM Oct 25th
from web
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You know that the robber is a novice when he asks you to do something and adds 'Please'!
11:13 PM Oct 24th
from Twitterrific
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If dreams really came true, I would have slept with some of the sexiest Hollywood actresses by now!
9:54 PM Oct 24th
from web
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When waitresses are nice and friendly, don't flatter yourself, all they want is a great tip!
2:39 PM Oct 24th
from web
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Why do sick people give details about their medical condition? Just tell me you are sick and I swear I'll not bother you!
1:18 PM Oct 23rd
from web
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I love animals. That is why I like to try them all at a restaurant.
9:56 AM Oct 23rd
from web
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If a 3 yr old boy was travelling with his mom and his mom had to help him pee, should they use men's room or ladies room?
5:54 PM Oct 22nd
from Echofon
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will contain my address on Moon!
10:38 AM Oct 22nd
from web
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who cares unless he is rich!
10:27 AM Oct 22nd
from web
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I am cuter than her!
10:26 AM Oct 22nd
from web
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- Name Fun Quotes
- Location NJ / Greater NY area
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