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FunBobFatPants

  1. Josh Hamilton makes me wish I had a Uterus. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Ever worried that you have some silly nickname that you don't know about? Like tiny or tank or guy who beats off into the hotel towels. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. "@steveagee: Laundry is almost done" what flavor of laundry sauce are you using? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. No one cares how smart you are. Stop using words that arent part of your vocabulary. Make people laugh, not make'em use Google. #pretentious about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. @liaporvida I'd let Steve Buscemi blow me about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to liaporvida
  6. Just did 20 minutes and now I'm sticking around for the open mic. I'm a junkie for this. New city. New jokes....hopefully some new 'tang. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. "@liaporvida: #Barf RT @ChelseaVPeretti: Imagine Steve Harvey eating your pussy" totes wish I had a puss for some Steve Harvey 'gine time! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  8. @Jcooner23 be safe buddy...keep the little one in your britches and the big one 'tween the ditches! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  9. No. "@JoseCanseco: Reminder to vote for me for all star game. Write in vote." about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  10. You guys are patriotic on Memorial Day the same way you're a Christian during Easter and honest before Christmas. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  11. "There is no "I" in meat" - My dyslexic football coach. Every play we ran was a reverse. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  12. @JennyJohnsonHi5 that dog shits on nicer carpet than I do :( about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to JennyJohnsonHi5
  13. @yourbuddygooch you've lost that lovin' feelin Gooch. 4:25 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to yourbuddygooch
  14. Its myrethra, right? Its not mine when its urethra. What the hell is a rethra? Did Godzilla fight Rethra? 11:24 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  15. The ASPCA (Association of Super Punny Comedians of America) @ComedianBooya @yourbuddygooch @Padillacomedy @gabenolasco @thefunnyjosh 11:21 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  16. @trezmala @tylerptown @whotheFisty @TheCFlushShow follow these guys for wholesome enlightenment LOL JK! They have great weiner jokes. 11:16 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to trezmala
  17. @yourbuddygooch we all still agree that #ff doesn't mean "fist fornicate", right? 11:14 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to yourbuddygooch
  18. @MattMarkman she wouldn't happen to have that birthday card that she promised me when I was 13 would she? 8:14 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to MattMarkman
  19. I've erased more tweets today than I have angry text messages to my ex-wife in the last two years. #fukusuccubus 8:08 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android