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  1. Went Christmas shopping all day and did not kill or maim anyone. Kinda proud of myself.
  2. The happy song is coming from inside the vagina.
  3. Best part of not having a job this time of year...no stupid office parties. I win.
  4. Birthday sex! It's not my birthday...but he's really fucking happy it's his birthday. I'm pretty happy it's his birthday too! Daaaaayuuuum!
  5. @CampNicole After tonight, I'm going to have to agree. Ouch!!
  6. You know times are tough when you have to wax your own vag. So much better to have someone else torture you.
  7. @starrmommy824 Isn't it just about enough to make me cry. OK, I am crying. :`(
  8. @cravenheart I didn't even know there was such a thing as an unwanted erection. Not in my little world, anyhow.
  9. <--- In desperate need of having her panties ripped off and her vag violated...roughly.
  10. The happiness is cuming inside the girl. Oops, I mean...the happiness is coming from inside the girl. Same thing.
  11. Have you people changed your names and avatars? I'm confused. That's not abnormal by the way.
  12. @cravenheart Let me see what I can do with that. I'm magical.
  13. OH from my living room: Wahhhhhh! That was wet! (from the me!)
  14. @cravenheart I aim to please! Did it work?
  15. Drunk tweeting is harder than it seems. Thank god for ituitive type.
  16. @cravenheart Sorry, will try to be quiet.
  17. I can barely make coffee, without first having coffee.
  18. @bonisteel Am I Palin or Cheney or both? But, please say I play Thelma. See ya in another 4 days.
  19. The next person that sends me a farmville invite, gets his imaginary cows ass raped by my other friends imaginary mafia dude.
  20. Tea always sounds like a good idea, and then I taste it. #blech #iwantcoffee