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@stephenfry Donkey, eh? You do equines extraordinarily well. http://twitpic.com/b1dlfabout 2 hours ago from web in reply to stephenfry
@stephenfry OMLP didja see what @intheglow did? http://bit.ly/CJBRDabout 5 hours ago from web in reply to stephenfry
@donaldtrefusis Bad news. England won this Ashes thing. Stephen's way too bouncy now to attend to your DYING WISH.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to donaldtrefusis
@ladyfromhamburg Ha! I'm sure Stephen can use a break from my fan-inanity from time to time.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to ladyfromhamburg
@stephenfry OMLP I'm so happy you're so happy! This calls for Dancersizing, right?about 9 hours ago from web in reply to stephenfry
@darrencarter I saw you last night in KC. LMAO Porn mustache! My friend shouted out "cat" to your "I like my women like I like my" joke.3:24 PM Jul 19th from web in reply to darrencarter
@BertaWooster Whisper it erotically.3:19 PM Jul 19th from web in reply to BertaWooster
@BertaWooster I haven't recorded mine yet either. I get "that is" and "extraordinary".3:13 PM Jul 19th from web in reply to BertaWooster
@TobyMonk Stephen had me on my knees all night.12:05 PM Jul 19th from web in reply to TobyMonk
@TobyMonk I took this one easy cuz the knee was barking at me a bit. Might not do another until September.11:18 AM Jul 19th from web in reply to TobyMonk
@ginj And I think Jeeves likes being punished. I went to reprimand him for a trivial offence and found him in the harness.9:27 AM Jul 19th from web in reply to ginj
@stephenfry OMLP I haven't tweeted you for like two days. Can you ever forgive/glomp me?8:30 AM Jul 19th from web in reply to stephenfry
Bad news, I didn't wear my Fry-tee cuz it was still green and scabby from the previous race. Jeeves forgot the laundry. *spanks him*7:40 AM Jul 19th from web
Flock of Seagulls said it best: And I ran. I ran so far away. I just ran. I ran 5K and my knee didn't explode pus all over. Or something.7:38 AM Jul 19th from web
I have another 5K race tomorrow. Just sold my soul to a witch in exchange for heels like Hermes. Or was it Achilles? Doubt it matters much.2:47 PM Jul 18th from web
@intheglow Thanks! Oh, the profanities boiled from my tongue, too. Couldn't stop playing with it until I beat it. Just like bathtime.7:32 AM Jul 18th from web in reply to intheglow
Up yours, Bloxorz, with a wire brush! http://www.miniclip.com/gam... Victory is mine! Code for last level is 614955 @qikipedia8:13 PM Jul 17th from web
@qikipedia I hope you're happy. I haven't even tweeted Stephen yet because of that blasted Bloxorz game.10:08 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to qikipedia
@robbrydon Your interviewing skills are brilli/ *gets cut off* http://twitvid.com/B6EEB8:25 AM Jul 17th from API
@stephenfry Are you wearing your lucky pants? England won\'t win unless you have your lucky pants. http://twitvid.com/4D3AE8:53 AM Jul 16th from API

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