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  1. I really want to go back to my childhood for Independence Day: whippets and a bottle rocket fight. Isn't that what you did as a kid?
  2. California plans on paying bills with IOUs. One problem: Might not actually be constitutional. Ooops. http://preview.tinyurl.com/...
  3. rt @JordanLyons Due to the economic crisis, Sarah Palin is suspending her governorship. #SarahPalin
  4. Okay really people... I take a day to enjoy the weather and Palin resigns? Damn, that will teach me to not pay attention. #sarahpalin
  5. The Bikini fireworks stand. My goodness I love my town. http://preview.tinyurl.com/...
  6. @StripperTweets Are you certified through the state or a trade organization? And what are the tests like?
  7. RT LOL @thecheckoutgirl hey new followers! twittering for money? tell me more! like where to send my social security and bank account!
  8. The idea of viewing MJ's body at Neverland is truly terrifying.
  9. @LilyMazahery You would have been there too if your mom was Gloria Vanderbilt!
  10. Okay ya'll, now you need to play like first-half USMNT, not second-half USMNT. #Confederations Cup
  11. Oh MAN, did that suck!
  12. OK, can we PLEASE get the ball into the Brazil zone soon? #confederations cup
  13. Okay, seriously this game is so stressful I'm worried that my head might explode. #Confederations Cup
  14. Aaaah! Fifty seconds in? #Confederations Cup
  15. @kevin_reiss Enjoy Mike Morse. You've never seen defensive futility until you've seen him play SS.
  16. Don't give up a cheap goal just before half. Don't give up a cheap goal just before half! #Confederations Cup.
  17. It's 2-0 just before halftime. When do I let myself believe? #Confederations Cup
  18. Wait... Brad Ausmus, pinch hitter? Why not just forfeit the out?
  19. Junior still has the prettiest swing in baseball.
  20. I do miss listening to Vin. RT @mattfraction "And Suzuki, on those delicate feet, scores..." God bless you and keep you safe, Vin Scully.