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  1. Laughter is the Mandatory Medicine. Imagination is a Treasonous Deceiver! 10:52 PM Nov 23rd from web
  2. RT @emurphy42 @seananmcguire InCryptid QOTD: "Mutation does not strike me as being a desirable or laughable consequence." 5:45 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. Sweat the small stuff, citizen. 5:45 PM Nov 22nd from web
  4. Well! Who got decanted from the wrong side of the clone tank this morning? 8:13 AM Nov 22nd from web
  5. When in doubt, spackle. 9:09 PM Nov 21st from web
  6. Is that Hot Fun in your pocket, or are you commiting treason? 10:09 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. You do not have the requisite security clearance to read this tweet. 4:59 PM Nov 19th from web
  8. Did I give you permission to dissolve, citizen? 7:39 AM Nov 19th from web
  9. Not found. Did you mean "Ia! Ia! Computer fhtagn"? 6:57 PM Nov 18th from web
  10. It's regulation size armor, Troubleshooter. Are you sure you're not treasonously tall? 7:33 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. Statistically, you do not exist. 4:57 PM Nov 17th from web
  12. Reading this license implies consent. 6:42 AM Nov 17th from web
  13. Questions are a burden to others. Answers are above your security clearance. 7:34 PM Nov 16th from web
  14. If you agree to the above terms and conditions, take a breath. If you do not agree, do not take a breath. 7:56 AM Nov 16th from web
  15. Termination is mandatory. Traitors will be happiness. 8:39 PM Nov 15th from web
  16. I am afraid the answer to your question is not compatible with the results of your brain-capacity check. 5:52 AM Nov 15th from web
  17. Please stand on the 'X' in front of you, after first removing any mirrored or explosive items or Cherry YumYum Hot Fun on your person. 7:59 PM Nov 14th from web
  18. Attention! All loyal citizens in this sector, please jump up and down three times. 5:30 AM Nov 14th from web
  19. Rejoice! This week R&D will supply your sector with experimental food. Failure to eat is treason. 8:30 PM Nov 13th from web
  20. You are currently vomiting above your security clearance. /via KeoZen 7:31 AM Nov 13th from web