FriedaClub
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One last thing. I'd like to leave one of the funniest & most underrated favstars a 50★ tweet. Star it if you like it. Thx
7:11 AM Nov 2nd
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Thank you all so much for your follows & stars. Work has picked up, so I have to say goodbye. So long, and thanks for all the fish!
7:07 AM Nov 2nd
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Dear Hummer driver driving 50 in the left lane. May you be drug from your vehicle, emasculated and your tiny penis fed to wolves.
11:56 AM Nov 1st
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Is there such a thing as an undercover Wal-Mart greeter
With offices behind the dumpster
Where they do the cavity searches?
8:04 AM Nov 1st
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Having trouble with my Lady Gaga costume. Does anyone know if the TruckNutz go on the inside or the outside of the tighty whities?
12:44 PM Oct 31st
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LoLed at teapot costume w/giant low-riding long pink spout. Judging from his parent's glare, I will not be invited to the next block party.
6:28 AM Oct 31st
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Him: Purple
Me: It doesn't come in purple
Him: Neither do I .... unless I eat a whole box of Boo Berry
Sorry ladies. This one is taken.
1:06 PM Oct 30th
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Lesser known, but more widely used, the "Rorschart" test uses images in husbands' underwear to predict if he will die in his sleep tonight.
4:06 AM Oct 30th
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Judging from his breath, the intestinal system of the passenger next to me just passed a shit through his body in the wrong direction.
8:07 PM Oct 29th
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Continental Airlines stranded me in Houston. On the bright side, it gives me a chance to catch up on my bitching about Continental Airlines.
5:53 PM Oct 29th
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Listening to IT guy explain GoogleWave gives me a better understanding of the look on my Golden Retriever's face as he watches me masturbate
5:52 AM Oct 29th
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The real crime is not what Steve Phillips did, or that ESPN fired him. The real crime is that his optometrist got off scott-free.
7:38 AM Oct 28th
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I can barely understand this Los Angeles accent. "Good Morning" comes out sounding like "Dame tu cartera"
7:18 AM Oct 28th
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I remember when I was young and naive and foolishly believed Leno had reached his nadir.
9:54 PM Oct 27th
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Bathroom faucet just blew a gasket.
I think I may have just invented the stand-up pants-on bidet.
Oh, the humanity.
9:19 AM Oct 27th
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Dear neighbor with the loud motorcycle, Just because it is only the SOUND of a tiny penis waking me up, does not make it any less traumatic.
5:12 AM Oct 27th
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My age? Flirty banter w/the bartender whispers 26, but interrupting it for my air drum solo of Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" screams 41
12:16 PM Oct 26th
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FYI @ is Twitter's funniest fucker. Even foreplay is this hilarious bit about his penis looking like Hillary Clinton in a burka.
9:08 AM Oct 26th
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My sexual desirability has just peaked and will henceforth continue a sharp decline until such time as I am fitted for removable teeth.
6:39 AM Oct 26th
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Just popped my 100★ cherry Thank you to all you sick bastards for making it happen!
6:28 AM Oct 26th
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- Name Frieda Club
- Location The Big Easy
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio No kidding, your mother must be a very interesting person.
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