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  1. Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize was like Tiger Woods winning the Pope's award for celibacy.
  2. Getting China to agree on a reduction in Copenhagen is emission impossible.
  3. Copenhagen: assessment of different nation states approaches @ http://bit.ly/53IR9x
  4. The Copenhagen Conference has decided it cant reduce nocturnal emissions because they're involuntary.
  5. Finish this line: "If I met a glamorous young lady out on a date with Tiger Woods I would say to her …" Go to http://www.fridaymash.com
  6. Sartor, Kelly and McDonald have been rearranged on deck. Rees and Della Bosca are still in the Titanic's deckchair rehabilitation unit.
  7. David Cameron – someone with a big problem – aka signing the Lisbon Treaty but still has that ‘promise’ hanging over him.
  8. Tremendously excited to see that www.FridayMash.com is taking off
  9. New Tony Abbott #cartoons and caricatures available at http://www.fridaymash.com/cartoons
  10. The NSW Premier has never played with Tiger Woods. Her handicap is the result of playing with Joe Tripodi and Eddie Obeid.
  11. It's wonderful that Kevin has been able to spare the time for another overseas trip to Australia.
  12. #FridayMash encourages everyone who wishes to see the Funny Side of Life to join our newsletter at http://eblast.fridaymash.com/register
  13. Worldwide delegates to the Copenhagen climate gig wil get free services from Danish hookers. The rest of us have to pay for global warming.
  14. Politics is getting so confusing. One of the Australian Sex Party's policies in today's Bradfield by-election is 'Stop the high rise'.
  15. Finish this line: If I ran into Tony Abbott wearing speedos I would … at http://www.fridaymash.com
  16. Will Julie Bishop’s enthusiasm to follow Tony Abbott’s lead result in her bathing topless in speedos?
  17. Angelina Jolie and Obama can both produce a surge. The trouble with Obama is that it takes him about three months longer.
  18. @TonyAbbottMHR FridayMash wishes to congratulate you to your new position and will be keeping a keen eye on u in the lead up to the election
  19. Parliamentary Liberal Party notice. Leadership spills will take place next week on Wednesday and on Thursday the following week.
  20. The Australian LIberal Party we are told is a 'broad church', apparently broad enough to be led by an Abbott and a Bishop.