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  1. @imranbhurawala No, local branch were only going to give me $20-$30 (laptop I'm on doesn't do sterling hence $ instead of pound sign!)
  2. I'm bored shitless
  3. @madgestar I couldn't hear her, saw her through a window (BTW didn't get the reference, it went swoosh over my head!)
  4. I just saw an adorable little old lady walk past. She was the same height as the wall she was walking past (same wall is hip-height to me!)
  5. Local paper: 'The duck refused medical treatment..' - http://bit.ly/UUqFG What? The duck?
  6. If you only watch one video of a guy struggling to put a mask on, on live TV, make it this one... http://bit.ly/weL1U - it's seriously funny
  7. @Atlanta7 I don't know, and can't google as I'm borrowing this laptop from my folks! ;o)
  8. @graceburton No, she specialises in Adult ADD - sadly!
  9. Dixie Normous - best name ever? - http://bit.ly/8GCLq
  10. 'Careful - Watch For Children And Other Wildlife' - http://bit.ly/Qg9Si
  11. Dr Jenna Taylor - most unfortunate name ever? And why... http://bit.ly/TK1Jp
  12. @davehornsby I feel the same way. Told doc earlier that it didn't matter if serious or not, there's no way I'd ever have surgery again!
  13. @jeffpovey Nah, trying to hold off - see if I can make do on 3 (only) for a while longer. Although I'll prob give in next week!
  14. @jeffpovey I shouldn't get the credit for that one!
  15. RT @TelegraphWeird: Binmen refused to collect bin three inches out of position http://tinyurl.com/kmq6rp
  16. RT @TelegraphWeird: Tandem cyclists turned away from McDonald's drivethrough http://tinyurl.com/nenq62
  17. @Kinkorati_nl So seriously, what led you to my tweets? As far as I know I've never mentioned a liking for that sort of thing...
  18. @Kinkorati_nl Hate to disappoint but that's the Wii version of 'Mii'! :D
  19. Saddam: 'I Lied About WMD In Fear Of Iran' - http://bit.ly/Saddamnit
  20. RT @nicolalalalala: @PembsDave Jackson died of heart failure after he realised boyz to men was a band not a delivery service