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L.A.! MT @dylanbrody:TONIGHT! Be there when Alex Stein & Laraine Newman take the stage @ Dylan Brody's THINKING ALLOWED ow.ly/b7ATP 5 minutes ago via web
@JoshMalina Shazbot sha'mon. about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to JoshMalina
@SirLoganLee Have you read it yet? I heard about that book; I'd be curious to hear what you think of it. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SirLoganLee
Man ticketed for littering for dropping money on ground (while tossing it to a panhandler) bit.ly/KaBLYO 11:49 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
Judge: Flashing Headlights to Warn Other Drivers Of Speed Traps Is Constitutionally Protected Free Speech aol.it/Kps87y 11:45 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
@marcmaron I think a fully-deployed WTF army should be able to find a good situation for him in the LA area. 11:27 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to marcmaron
@marcmaron How about using the show as a way to find a home for him where he can live out his time, inside and w/out other cats? 11:26 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to marcmaron
@DeepakChopra A sadly unimaginative take on the political landscape. 9:58 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to DeepakChopra
@TheJohnZogby So what about the Ibope Zogby poll I took yesterday that had Gary Johnson in it? Was that not you/your company? 8:30 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to TheJohnZogby
Pro tip: If you begin to suspect that the take-out pizza isn't cooked all the way, stop right there. Continuing will not pay off. Trust me. 9:31 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
@KevinDelaneyVO I was gonna say...it was hard anyway to hear your voice in the characters, but the announcer too would have been crazy. ;-) 9:28 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to KevinDelaneyVO
@TheDramarama "Rock 'n' Roll Modesty Personified" 5:01 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to TheDramarama
Pretty cool - 16 Heatmaps That Reveal Exactly Where People Look read.bi/KOOQbI 3:17 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
@KevinDelaneyVO Nice! You're not also the announcer voice, are you? 12:48 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to KevinDelaneyVO
@rajskub Wow, way to put the pressure on! Just kidding...Best. Retweet. Ever. 11:52 AM May 24th via web
@meganganz Sweet - here's hoping you can help keep us in one of the brighter timelines. :-) 11:28 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to meganganz
Speaking of @rajskub, I haven't heard the new JV Club ep w/ her yet, but the pic of her as a child is worth the click: bit.ly/KiWMz8 11:16 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
I've actually written in roles meant for @SammLevine, @Omundson, and @MintzPlasse too. So they have that to look forward to (in my dreams). 11:07 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
To be clear, neither @rajskub nor @feliciaday have any involvement at all in this project (yet). But I can dream. 11:04 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
I may finally have character names (and a title) for my speculative @rajskub/@feliciaday buddy action comedy. "MLR" and "FD" are growing up! 11:01 AM May 24th via TweetDeck

Name Lance M. Brown
Location Lake L.A. & Grass Valley
Web http://lancebrown...
Bio Enthusiastic individualist. Writer, web site guy, revolutionary. Green libertarian. Enemy of otherism. Unknown superstar. 'Why not?' asker. Smart and dumb.