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Mitchell and Web just did a brilliant satire on homeopathy. Way to go BBC!1:43 PM Jul 2nd from Gravity
Off to see a man about a ship.2:53 AM Jul 2nd from Gravity
About to spend the afternoon in a pool of hot water.7:38 AM Jul 1st from Gravity
Paid off the credit card! Party, party, party!11:53 PM Jun 29th from Gravity
Hoping the weather is nicer here than Turkey5:24 AM Jun 29th from Gravity
@steverydz These self help books are rarely worth the money. Has this one actually been practical for you?12:51 PM Jun 28th from twhirl in reply to steverydz
@wisebird2009 The apocalypse. What are you writing about?12:49 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to wisebird2009
Playing Saint's Row 2. If video games inspire violence I'll be beating people up soon. Guess I should get some Practice in. Where's Dan?12:54 AM Jun 28th from twhirl
@steverydz How else can you learn to market your site by spamming random tweeters?12:51 AM Jun 28th from twhirl in reply to steverydz
@crataegus I will do that immediately. Bristol must be full of such places4:36 AM Jun 27th from twhirl in reply to crataegus
@essjayess Yes, but he's not really my type. And my husband might not like it.4:35 AM Jun 27th from twhirl in reply to essjayess
@steverydz Slow down?4:35 AM Jun 27th from twhirl in reply to steverydz
@essjayess To have a young sexy man lunge at him?12:52 AM Jun 27th from twhirl in reply to essjayess
@essjayess Interesting. What would that achieve other than having the catholic church try to exorcise me. I don't want my gay demons removed12:39 AM Jun 27th from twhirl in reply to essjayess
@crataegus So you're suggesting I should start acting rowdy now?12:38 AM Jun 27th from twhirl in reply to crataegus
Ok people. I need some life goals. Anyone got any suggestions?11:57 PM Jun 26th from twhirl
@mikejmartin Dear god no. I posted about seven sites this morning that were already suggesting he faked it4:09 AM Jun 26th from Gravity in reply to mikejmartin
@steverydz He is the kind of person who you just don't expect to die young. He was only twice my age. I've got some work to do!12:54 AM Jun 26th from Gravity in reply to steverydz
Good Lord. Uri Geller is on BBC news talking about Michael Jackson. Like we can trust anything he says...12:07 AM Jun 26th from twhirl
@Angelika1972 Evan is twisted and wrong! I think we'd get on well...11:45 PM Jun 25th from twhirl in reply to Angelika1972

Name Simon Hembra
Location Bristol, UK
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