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FreeFunnyStuff

  1. Repeat after me: I believe in my smellf. fb.me/17gk1s1C8 about 23 hours ago via Facebook
  2. Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone special. about 24 hours ago via Facebook
  3. Vet Helper, Wink, & Facebook Status Ideas goo.gl/fb/30NTg 12:03 AM May 25th via Google
  4. Mans best friend. fb.me/1ERkkdZGJ 10:45 PM May 24th via Facebook
  5. That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside. 10:01 PM May 24th via Facebook
  6. That awkward moment when someone #FaceTime 's you and you scramble to find clothes to put on. 5:32 PM May 24th via web
  7. Bad intercom at the drive-thru, really??? Your whole business depends on this glorified walkie-talkie and you let this happen? 4:58 PM May 24th via Facebook
  8. The ones who give the best advice, are usually the ones who have the most problems. 2:11 PM May 24th via Facebook
  9. Dear "cool people", they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, nerds. 10:45 AM May 24th via Facebook
  10. Fishing Kid, Secret Lovers, & Funniest Statuses goo.gl/fb/zVkzF 12:03 AM May 24th via Google
  11. LIKE if you think you've scrolled miles & miles on your mouse wheel, touchpad, and phone. 10:23 PM May 23rd via Facebook
  12. Hey man, can I borrow your computer? fb.me/1LsEABlCm 8:46 PM May 23rd via Facebook
  13. LIFE TIP: Next time you do something illegal, look serious and carry a clipboard. 7:39 PM May 23rd via Facebook
  14. Whatever you do in life, give 100%... unless you're giving blood. 5:45 PM May 23rd via Facebook
  15. To me, “being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on Facebook to people who did not wish me one. 2:06 PM May 23rd via Facebook
  16. LIKE if you remember these kids. fb.me/15GxtGOCD 11:59 AM May 23rd via Facebook
  17. I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster. 9:26 AM May 23rd via Facebook
  18. Excited Dog, Surprise, & Silly Status Posts goo.gl/fb/tsFvq 12:04 AM May 23rd via Google
  19. On the phone, "Well, I better get going." = "I'm tired of talking to you." 9:22 PM May 22nd via Facebook
  20. "Is there going to be food?" "Yeah" "Ok then I'm coming." 6:20 PM May 22nd via Facebook