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FreddyOswald

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  2. Why do these midgets like licking lollipops?
  3. At fucking Elliott & Co. getting sheared. It's time to get back to my post-punk roots.
  4. A little scotch for breakfast puts hair on your chest.
  5. I meant speaks Spanish and smells like refried beans.
  6. If the prostitute speaks Spanish, I must be in Mexico.
  7. I think I'm in Mexico, or Canada.
  8. Where am I?
  9. 5 shots of Sauza at The Gardens of Taxco on North Harper for lunch!
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