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@WeirdNakedPR If you tweet them, they will follow... etc. 10:11 AM Feb 7th, 2011 via web in reply to WeirdNaked
@WeirdNakedPR A Wayne's World approach to events management & PR? Excellent! Sounds intriguing... 10:06 AM Feb 7th, 2011 via web in reply to WeirdNaked
@parabolaproject Wow, it *really is* difficult to quit Twitter - I haven't been on here in months, & still my words are tweeting away... 2:56 PM Nov 16th, 2010 via web in reply to parabolaproject
Unfit? Confined to a bath? No excuse! (Or: books for the never-knowingly-relaxed.) http://twitpic.com/2ipscm 12:21 PM Aug 27th, 2010 via Twitpic
@patroclus In 2008, I went away for the only week it was sunny. Does that count? 8:52 AM Aug 8th, 2010 via web in reply to patroclus
Wow, that was a long pause before the news. I thought the Radio 4 time pips had forgotten their lines. 11:01 AM Jun 25th, 2010 via Silver Bird
Well, I might be having problems with procrastination and writers' block, but this room's never been so tidy... Sigh. 3:50 PM Jun 7th, 2010 via Silver Bird
"Wow, are those made-to-measure?" "No, Top Meniscus." "You'd never know!" [OK, OK, enough knees now.] 2:47 PM Jun 6th, 2010 via Silver Bird
"Let's see, we've got casual ones for around the house... a 16-gear pair for going up hills... The knobbly ones? Retro wkends in Blackpool." 2:39 PM Jun 6th, 2010 via Silver Bird
Or even a selection of knees for all occasions. 2:25 PM Jun 6th, 2010 via Silver Bird
From Guardian Sport: "King confident his knees can withstand being first choice." I quite like the idea of second choice knees. 2:23 PM Jun 6th, 2010 via Silver Bird
Someone needs to sort out the categories on iPlayer: I'm looking at 'Comedy' and there's not the slightest sign of Eurovision. 11:07 AM May 30th, 2010 via Silver Bird
@emilyapple I think I'll be going to iPlayer later, I have no absolutely no idea what the rest of the story was. 10:47 AM May 28th, 2010 via Silver Bird in reply to emilyapple
They also had a story about a footie match in Middlesbro' that resulted in a 22-player car park brawl. Tranmere Ladies won, apparently. 3-2. 10:45 AM May 28th, 2010 via Silver Bird
"The pigeon is currently being kept in a room and denied visitors." That's what they just said on Radio 4's 6pm news. 10:33 AM May 28th, 2010 via Silver Bird
Discovery: Quietly, through bad speakers, Tindersticks sound just like Vic Reeves' club singer. (I like Tindersticks, incidentally.) 1:53 PM May 25th, 2010 via Silver Bird
"Fingers on buzzards" - that would liven up the Countdown conundrum round. 4:48 PM May 20th, 2010 via Silver Bird
Not quite sure what to think about these Olympic mascots... Actually, I'll probably just not bother. They're Olympic mascots. 10:23 AM May 20th, 2010 via Silver Bird
RT @HeidiHigh: It's official ConDemNation #ukelection 12:50 PM May 11th, 2010 via Silver Bird
Pessimism, I'm so sorry I deserted you - can we be friends again? What's that? You doubt it? I'll take that as a yes, then. #ukelection 11:51 AM May 11th, 2010 via web

Name Tim Warren
Location Falmouth, UK
Web http://tjgwarren.com
Bio Freelance writer/procrastinator; owner of a username related to an idea I may never get around to; inclined to sigh.