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  1. Fuck it. I say if Artie doesn't show up tomorrow, Howard needs to fire his ass. 4:36 PM Oct 18th from Twittelator
  2. RT @DuhFuture "why don't you sack up & put @GregFitzShow in your tweets?" Like that enormous douche doesn't google himself? Fuck him. 10:46 PM Sep 21st from Twittelator
  3. Again. It's been eating at me since Thursday. Greg Fitzsimmons is fucking douche. 6:58 PM Sep 20th from Twittelator
  4. I wouldn't bang Kathy Griffin with Benjy's dick. Which is 42 years old, by the way. 9:54 AM Sep 10th from Twittelator
  5. Sorry to be the first to say it or tweet it rather, but it seems like our favorite fat boy still loves oppiates. 7:08 PM Aug 19th from Twittelator
  6. Oh wow. Artie got arrested for DUI. Shocker. 4:26 PM Jul 10th from Twittelator
  7. @Pattyanza @Sternshow -Trust me Gregg Fitzsimmons is a douche bag. His over blown ego is only dwarfed by his sense of entitlement. 12:44 PM Jul 7th from Twittelator in reply to Pattyanza
  8. It's been eating at me since Thursday. You know who I can't stand? Greg Fitzsimmons. That guy is a fucking douche. 4:33 PM May 17th from Twittelator
  9. I don't know what's wrong with Artie, but if I didn't marry my lovely wife, I'd fuck the shit out of Lisa G. Shitty ass and all. 4:51 PM May 6th from Twittelator
  10. Howard's lucky he didn't talk about our fight too long. Sometimes I wonder what it would sound like to rip his skull in two from the mouth. 7:36 PM Apr 20th from Twittelator
  11. @Pattyanza :"Howard was way too brutal to her." (my wife Allison) -- I Disagree. I would never say it to his face but he saved my Marriage. 11:58 AM Apr 15th from web in reply to Pattyanza
  12. @sternshow Love time off. Only time I don't have to watch two fat pigs sweat and in one's case, nod off on Heroin. Then lie, for five hours. 5:07 PM Apr 13th from web
  13. Allison told me how much she missed acting today. You know what I said? "Too fucking bad". 3:28 PM Apr 10th from web
  14. He's on the H again. We're technically not allowed to talk about it. He nodded off no less than four times during the show today. Get Help. 6:26 PM Apr 6th from web
  15. Every time Benjy lifts his fork to his mouth to take a bite (which is often, mind you) he sweats like the big fat pig he is. 12:42 PM Mar 25th from web
  16. Trying to keep quiet. Which is weird because I'm a sound guy. 2:51 PM Mar 17th from web