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Freakdad

  1. I wish my iPhone could chew gum so it could not be able to do that and run and app and play music at the same time. 7:38 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Photo: tmblr.co/Z47fYyM5qrzD 10:19 PM May 24th via Tumblr
  3. Someone should teach Adam Sandler how to act and get him an afro/mullet wig so he can make a Bob Dylan biopic already. 10:13 PM May 24th via web
  4. If I ever shoot someone I hope it's one shot to the head, so cops will say "One to the head. Clean. A pro job." & they won't look for me. 3:03 AM May 24th via web
  5. Photoset: 1st vs 3rd tmblr.co/Z47fYyLd_Hgj 12:39 AM May 17th via Tumblr
  6. Photo: Why aren’t they making this board game NOW? #GOT tmblr.co/Z47fYyLdx0XN 12:01 AM May 17th via Tumblr
  7. In case you guys don't see me for a few days, I don't want you to worry, it's for because this: twitter.com/Freakdad/statu… 4:34 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Photo: Kevin Smith speaks the gospel. tmblr.co/Z47fYyLSE2Ei 9:13 PM May 13th via Tumblr
  9. Photo: Prepare to die. tmblr.co/Z47fYyLOJyvP 11:26 PM May 12th via Tumblr
  10. @drdutch1984 I've grown accustomed to your face. 11:11 PM May 12th via web in reply to drdutch1984
  11. If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle. 11:05 PM May 12th via web
  12. Photo: tmblr.co/Z47fYyLOGc_p 11:03 PM May 12th via Tumblr
  13. @drdutch1984 @wood Who shit on YOUR cornflakes? BTW, Swamp cooler isn't when you hang your sweaty balls in front of the box fan. 11:00 PM May 12th via web in reply to drdutch1984
  14. @wood @drdutch1984 I'm still waiting for my ROI with both of you bitches. 10:47 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wood
  15. @drdutch1984 @wood I had to smoke a lot of pot to land a job screening cinema in between light bulb changes. 10:30 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to drdutch1984
  16. @wood @drdutch1984 Sometimes I watch tv shows. (When I'm awake.) 10:26 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wood
  17. @drdutch1984 @wood As I said, I'm up for a project, provided a reclining chair will be made available to me. 10:25 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to drdutch1984
  18. @wood @drdutch1984 Don't hate, bitches. I'm all about some evap cooler labor. 10:17 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wood
  19. I finally get some stars for a tweet and it's the one with the typo. Thanks, you guys. 11:01 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone