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FrankSnotra

  1. @iamcolinquinn IDGAB`
  2. @iamcolinquinn All day long the poor guy's been watching cameramen and dance steps
  3. @TheRevBobLevy Damn. Somebody's picture is almost-kindling
  4. @chillypac1 @jdharm He needed his 1 pair of socks more, so he jacked off into his undershirt Friday night, right?
  5. @ArtieQuitter Include some batteries and give it to Robin as a "get well water" gift
  6. Tooling around New Hope, Pa. today. Great fav place. Nice shops, canals, jewelry that wife is buying like candy. Halfway between Phila & NYC
  7. @TheRevBobLevy Just tell those around you that our stink is God's way of keeping wild beasts from attacking. Say you're "going brown"
  8. @TheHouseOfVon I'll take over the lotioning duties from here
  9. @TheHouseOfVon I'm sensing a strong sexual tension between you two....hah
  10. Sal, you need to reinvent KC's "last slice of pizza" with a cannoli box. It DOES look *almost* delicious. Heh. #ForeskinFriday @salgovernale
  11. @SteveMartinToGo Is that you, waaaaaaay up there in that Rambler 6000xj with the burned out left propulsion light?
  12. "You've got a male!" ---- a new tranny sensing app I'm working on. @iamcolinquinn
  13. @SteveMartinToGo It's an "Ack-ack-me?"
  14. @salgovernale I'm betting this pic ends up in some medical journal from Bulgaria #ForeskinFriday
  15. Gary doesn't use cuff links, or tie tacks, or even silk handkerchiefs, but he does own a dress pencil for his ear. @Ruffypup @robertAbooey
  16. You tell him Ruffy. Booey has eye of the tired. @Ruffypup @robertAbooey @CharlesMilian
  17. @GarryShandling Doya think in our lifetime we'll see masturbation as an event?
  18. @Niff3rtiti @iamcolinquinn Did Colin ever tell you that he also taught Dennis Miller how to mark a big looping "C" on his copy when done?
  19. @TheRevBobLevy @Ruffypup Notice that as soon as Bob moved down south, that blue cheese, ass & flesh eating bacteria resurfaced
  20. @iamcolinquinn will have his late night band, "Roots for the Little Guy" announce the number of back kicks Colin did in rehearsal at start