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FranSanstead

Akirascuro Oh fuck we should definitely watch sakamichi for shipping wars 6:27 PM May 3rd via twicca Retweeted by FranSanstead
Good_Haro Lucretzia kind of owns now. #theborgias 8:23 PM May 3rd via web Retweeted by FranSanstead
ANNZac Glad to see they got the whole 'BRIENNE IS A FUCKING BADASS' thing right #gameofthrones 6:09 PM Apr 29th via Echofon Retweeted by FranSanstead and 1 other
ANNZac Groundbreaking tv moment: Theon Greyjoy appears on screen neither nude nor with someone who is nude #gameofthrones 6:21 PM Apr 29th via Echofon Retweeted by FranSanstead and 3 others
boxerhockey Not without my gluten™ 7:59 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for Android Retweeted by FranSanstead and 4 others
On a lighter note, there's a sign twirler at this intersection doing what I can only imagine is some form of Japanese theater. 2:42 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone
It's apparently Official Bad Parenting Day at Aldi. Stop hitting your kids people! >:( 2:24 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone
At Xavier's dad's, watching the rifftrax of Breaking Dawn. I don't know why you would put rifftrax over a comedy, it just seems redundant. 6:11 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
moesucks Thanks to anime, I've met my anal probing quota for the year in just one night. 12:15 AM Apr 15th via web Retweeted by FranSanstead
Clumping cat litter is the best little modern invention. #firstworldvictories 2:23 PM Apr 13th via web
Watching tv at the parents and the shootings are ALL OVER national news. The only time people talk about this city is when people die :( 4:37 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone
@aidosaur I'm currently on a hunt for a bike myself, I tried this one out in a shop and it was pretty stellar: giant-bicycles.com/en-us/bikes/mo… 9:29 AM Apr 5th via web in reply to aidosaur
Leftover Qdoba burrito, Animal Crossing, and nice weather. Yay. 6:22 PM Apr 4th via web
I just installed a new printer cartridge. This is strangely satisfying. 9:17 AM Apr 3rd via web
Biker Fox sighting (and Evan) at Quiktrip tonight. Got a donut and toasted to bizarreness. 9:45 PM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPhone
rare_basement "before antibiotics people's immune systems were perfectly calibrated to fight off infection" no, before antibiotics millions of people DIED 8:52 AM Mar 6th via txt Retweeted by FranSanstead and 30 others
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rare_basement pregnancy tests are cool and all but what are some other things i could pee on? 9:23 AM Mar 4th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by FranSanstead and 99 others
rare_basement Female PRivilege MEans Hot Chicks Can Have Sex Whenever THey Want But NO One Will HAve Sex With Me :( :( :( :( 9:42 AM Mar 4th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by FranSanstead and 13 others
ScottCCooper Saying "I attract crazy women," is quite a bit easier than admitting, "hey, maybe I'm not so awesome to date." 8:41 AM Feb 24th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by FranSanstead and 69 others