FragileMonsters
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@ minorities wearing tshirts in the wave pool. TYPICAL.
2:40 PM Nov 24th
from web
in reply to saamantha
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I found my keys on the sofa. They have been missing for nearly a week.
4:01 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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@ I've already DM'd him about this. I'd like his email if that's possible
2:44 PM Nov 22nd
from web
in reply to iphreak
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When there's nothing left to burn, @, you have to set yourself on fire. (If you don't like this, blam... ♫
10:28 PM Nov 20th
from Blip.fm
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I resolved to keep my passive aggressive tweets down to one a day, and here it is: you are ridiculous.
8:18 AM Nov 20th
from web
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That is definitely one way to get laid. FKKK.
8:41 AM Nov 19th
from web
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RT @ At the local community college. This is like when worried parents scare their children straight by visiting a prison together.
11:36 AM Nov 16th
from web
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Your coffee is terrible.
12:40 PM Nov 15th
from web
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Its really... Odd. Because you know there's blood on your face
10:14 PM Nov 14th
from txt
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Dear god, i dont know what i did to make you hate me this much, but i sincerely hope iy was worth it
8:03 AM Nov 12th
from txt
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I thought the "bestfeeling" trend said "breastfeeding"
1:47 PM Nov 11th
from web
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Oh darling I wish you were here ((nicer version)) ♫
1:39 PM Nov 11th
from Blip.fm
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I just became really nervous about eyebrows. Like, what the fuck makes hair grow RIGHT THERE and not some other place?
1:24 PM Nov 11th
from web
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the real wolves wore pants and shoes ♫
5:57 PM Nov 9th
from Blip.fm
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The boy that I like is in Europe and emailed me a coupon for a free DQ blizzard. Romance abounds.
10:24 PM Nov 5th
from web
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Practicing cars on the way to school: ford. Ford. Toyota. Ford. Does an abundance of Fords say something about my area?
6:49 AM Nov 5th
from txt
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I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one, If you havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son.
7:25 PM Oct 28th
from web
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"He knows how to command attention in a room full of anything." --@ ( this. please look, its funny)
8:42 PM Oct 24th
from web
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@ I'll get a guy on that. We'll find out who sent the complain within the next 24 hours
8:37 AM Oct 22nd
from web
in reply to intensesilence
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@ there's at least one ho I like more.
6:27 PM Oct 20th
from web
in reply to saamantha
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- Name ♔ Miss Walters ♔
- Bio at heart i am a turnip farmer
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