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  1. @saamantha minorities wearing tshirts in the wave pool. TYPICAL.
  2. I found my keys on the sofa. They have been missing for nearly a week. #boringlifeupdate
  3. @iphreak I've already DM'd him about this. I'd like his email if that's possible
  4. When there's nothing left to burn, @joshkerr20, you have to set yourself on fire. (If you don't like this, blam... ♫ http://blip.fm/~gni5o
  5. I resolved to keep my passive aggressive tweets down to one a day, and here it is: you are ridiculous.
  6. That is definitely one way to get laid. FKKK.
  7. RT @_kurisu At the local community college. This is like when worried parents scare their children straight by visiting a prison together.
  8. Your coffee is terrible. http://tinyurl.com/yb99392
  9. Its really... Odd. Because you know there's blood on your face
  10. Dear god, i dont know what i did to make you hate me this much, but i sincerely hope iy was worth it
  11. I thought the "bestfeeling" trend said "breastfeeding"
  12. Oh darling I wish you were here ((nicer version)) ♫ http://blip.fm/~g7f9g
  13. I just became really nervous about eyebrows. Like, what the fuck makes hair grow RIGHT THERE and not some other place?
  14. the real wolves wore pants and shoes ♫ http://blip.fm/~g4ddc
  15. The boy that I like is in Europe and emailed me a coupon for a free DQ blizzard. Romance abounds.
  16. Practicing cars on the way to school: ford. Ford. Toyota. Ford. Does an abundance of Fords say something about my area?
  17. I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one, If you havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son.
  18. "He knows how to command attention in a room full of anything." --@saamantha ( http://tinyurl.com/yfgxa95 this. please look, its funny)
  19. @intensesilence I'll get a guy on that. We'll find out who sent the complain within the next 24 hours
  20. @saamantha there's at least one ho I like more.