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Fozziebare

  1. Um....I'm standing right here! RT @NTinAZ: OH: "That guy is a walking cum stain."
  2. @NOTLP Thanks for recommending #TheCaller. Really digging this so far. And ya, this chick is crazy hot.
  3. @kingofalltweets Webster was the first place I saw not just a homosexual but a FAH-LAMING homosexual playing her BGFF
  4. @cheapblueguitar Ha! This is Twitter, no Scruff or Growlr, sir.
  5. Screw it. I just put the AC in. Now I'm sitting in front of it in boxers and and a tube top. You are welcome, Twitter.
  6. I am such a sucker for proposal videos. It's Niagara Falls over here right now. vimeo.com/42828824
  7. I rewatched #CHUD last night. That movie has every "hey it's That Guy!" in it.
  8. I'm kicking it old school at @scavengers218 in #Inwood. Come in and say hi.
  9. Did everybody know that "Humanoids From the Deep" is awesome? And if so why did no one think to tell me?
  10. Stolen iPhone Adventures buzzfeed.com/wayneology/sto…
  11. 21 Things You Won't Be Able To Stop Staring At buzzfeed.com/daves4/21-thin… #10 is possibly the best thing I've ever seen.
  12. Why 1999 Was The Best Year Ever buzzfeed.com/stacylambe/why…
  13. Why would you ask that question if the answer is no? RT @Queerty: Was Sharon Needles Arrested For Public Urination..? queer.to/JZxPfI
  14. @mannym716 I actually really very much do. :) I can't upgrade until the middle of July and this phone as it turns out is kind of useless.
  15. Tweeting from the web app on my shitty first gen iPhone. This is the worst thing to happen to anybody ever!
  16. The Best Tweets From The New Showrunners Of "Community" buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-bes…
  17. @ccruzcordero Hey, you may know this. Is there a twitter application that will work on a First gen iPhone?
  18. Anybody know if there's a Twitter app for an….ugh…First Generation iPhone? All the ones I'm finding require a 2 or higher. Blerg.
  19. @rufusderham I'm totally lime green jello of you. I miss Waffle House food. They never change the grease so everything tastes like chicken.