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Fostitute

  1. @thealexfoster oh shit I didn't know you were alive about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thealexfoster
  2. I'm now an only child about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. To the tree - the fuck you say dawg!? about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Even though I'm not, I feel like I'm following bad luck Brian #retweets 4:39 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. “@BadIuckBrian: Takes a sip of beer. Blackout.” @ShootinBlakes 9:49 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. They made heat blankets, why not cold blankets? 11:22 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. If you send me an invite to an app or some shit on Facebook.. You're getting fucking deleted 8:47 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Netflix is the shit 10:46 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. The opening is trippy lol 10:30 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. #limitless 10:30 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @Kelliejack you bite your tongue 6:31 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kelliejack
  12. No kings in Chillicothe MO lol 3:00 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @Rockosmdrnlifee are you alive?? 2:39 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @Fixin_Luecks it's the only episode I like, sad as fuck doe 2:28 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Fixin_Luecks
  15. Show me one and il roll one, all my niggas straight drug addicts cuz it takes one for you to know one #t.a.p 2:27 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @nater46 @fixin_luecks very valid. 2:23 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nater46