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  1. Feeling bitter that I'm not one of the 100 women that Tiger Woods had a relationship with! 2:13 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  2. If you get bored today, vote for me again for me again for employee of the year from "Easy To Assemble"!!! http://tinyurl.com/yjfwph3 7:25 AM Nov 26th, 2009 from web
  3. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Think of me and the virtues of bitterness when your relatives start getting on your nerves. 7:23 AM Nov 26th, 2009 from web
  4. At the TNN (Turkey News Network) a massacre is reported every year on this date. 7:22 AM Nov 26th, 2009 from web
  5. It's OK, don't worry. RT @kimmyawesome bitter mood. 7:15 PM Nov 25th, 2009 from web
  6. RT @lolaaugustine @th3canad1an oh yeah, I admit I'm bitter enough to bitch about it, but sunny enough otherwise. 7:13 PM Nov 25th, 2009 from web
  7. RT @EasyToAssemble New @EasyToAssemble feat. @kevinpollak on @GotchaNation, @Msrickilake and ghost of @edbegleyjr 6:50 PM Nov 25th, 2009 from web
  8. Nothing can compare to how bitter I get in supermarket parking lots. People walking in front of cars w/o looking? You WANT to die? 8:53 PM Nov 24th, 2009 from web
  9. Mail-order Salt Water Taffy from its birthplace, Atlantic City=Yum. 8:44 PM Nov 24th, 2009 from web
  10. Time Warner makes me bitter. Beware THE BUNDLE! 5:19 PM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web
  11. Travelocity's "Rudeness Poll". A great chart for the upcoming Holiday travel! http://digg.com/d31Aiqb 9:00 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web
  12. "Having sex can keep you from getting sick". (Blame this article if it doesn't work.) http://digg.com/d31AgzZ 8:55 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web
  13. Paralyzed man thought to be in a coma for 23 years! He's not bitter! http://digg.com/d31Am8X 8:52 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web
  14. Bears Playing Hockey. Just because. http://digg.com/d31Ajz4 8:50 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web
  15. Sweet potatoes w/ pecans. RT @cc_chapman Random thought. What is your favorite #leftovers ? 8:42 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web
  16. There's a big difference between being a Biter and just being Bitter. The Biters are more than just bitter. 8:39 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web
  17. For some women, motherhood is a sentence to just watch other people have fun while you pay for it. Yeah, I'm talking about those kids! 9:22 PM Nov 22nd, 2009 from web
  18. Do you think NASA is bummed there's not more life on the surrounding planets? But now they feel they HAVE to colonize them anyway? 9:19 PM Nov 22nd, 2009 from web
  19. Wow. Saw a lady on the plane today that had an incredibly tight facelift. :( 9:17 PM Nov 22nd, 2009 from web
  20. I'm ready for a lot of you to come over to the bitter side (if you haven't already) because THE HOLIDAYS ARE UPON YOU! 9:15 PM Nov 22nd, 2009 from web
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