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  1. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, We will remember them. http://bit.ly/3xpHyX
  2. They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
  3. "The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan" #kidsbookfail
  4. "Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games" #kidsbookfail
  5. - "Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share" #kidsbookfail
  6. -there needs to be a "Re-Program" button for cold, grey November mornings.
  7. If Joe Lieberman screamed "Where's my tv camera?!!?" in the woods when there was nobody to see him, would he still exist?
  8. Question of the Day: Would you ever eat a dead squirrel? Yeah, I didn't think so. How about a live one?
  9. Perfect stocking stuffer for your favorite wine snob- 7-11 unveils new 7-11 branded wines: http://tinyurl.com/jhrbwine
  10. "I'm a Ming vase, and also a PC". http://tinyurl.com/jhrb-ming -I WANT ONE!!
  11. iTunes can connect me to 25 webcasters playing nothing but Christmas music 24/7/365. Wow. Frightening.
  12. Glen Beck: Champion promoter of new novels (thrillers) on both the left & right. Well, who knew? http://tinyurl.com/jhrb-huh
  13. -a new Swine Flu fighter emerges! Choco-Frosted Sugar Bombs! http://tinyurl.com/jhrb-cough
  14. gets upset when weather forecasters use dirty four letter words like "sn*w" on the radio.
  15. New Int'l Copyr't Treaty, writ by Big Media, gives thm right to prm'ntly cut off yr 'net access jst by acc'sing yu. http://tinyurl.com/jhcrp
  16. is deeply saddened that people's basic, Constitutional civil rights can be taken away by a ballot box.
  17. dos not hab a co'd, so just get me another box ob kweenex and go away.
  18. RT @NewYorker - James Surowiecki on the Amazon vs. Wal-Mart Price War: http://bit.ly/9eGgJ
  19. is amazed: rapper Eminem raps 'Without You' in Klingon -http://tinyurl.com/jh-ubergeek. Thanks (I think) to @LuxMentis for finding this.
  20. recalls that the reason we called Reggie Jackson “Mr. October” is that they didn't try to play baseball in @$^#!! November!!