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forrestermckim

Not as many single ladies at the bottle depot as I had hoped. about 13 hours ago via Favstar.FM
I always get a boner at the most inopportune times; for example right now while reading this eulogy. Sorry grandpa. about 15 hours ago via Favstar.FM
And just like Ray Bans, Im anxiously waiting for giant pubic hair crotches to make its dramatic return. 5:31 PM May 25th via Favstar.FM
My asshole is so hairy it makes my balls look like Cousins It. 6:13 AM May 25th via Favstar.FM
My but will spit at you to establish dominance. 6:07 AM May 25th via Favstar.FM
Just did a drive by on a cattle farm because they were uddering me death threats. 2:25 PM May 24th via Favstar.FM
Do you ever wanna smell your fingers after you scratch your ass? 11:43 AM May 24th via Favstar.FM
Why is your sister so fat? 10:33 AM May 24th via Favstar.FM
From this moment forward the female belly button will be known as the shallow cum réceptacle. 8:13 AM May 24th via Favstar.FM
Fat guy on a vespa. 8:09 AM May 24th via Favstar.FM
kpura33 "Today's a fabulous day to kick someone's head in!" -UFC fighters, probably. 7:28 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by forrestermckim and 1 other
UberFacts The mating ritual of the Sloth, including foreplay, takes place and finishes within 5 seconds. 10:47 AM May 22nd via Buffer Retweeted by forrestermckim and 1336 others
@Snarkaphile is that Dane Cook lol my boss just said it. 11:10 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to Snarkaphile
selame it to me baby 9:30 AM May 22nd via Favstar.FM
Gunna kidnap à few babies today to raise à little nationwide panic. 9:04 AM May 22nd via Favstar.FM
thesupergrobi You know he likes you when he shows you the new picture of his penis before sending it to all his other sluts. 6:56 AM May 22nd via twicca Retweeted by forrestermckim and 14 others
My liver handed in his two week notice this morning. 8:54 AM May 22nd via Favstar.FM
My dick feels like corn. 8:49 AM May 22nd via Favstar.FM
@sarcasticunt well obviously Ill go down on you too silly. 7:53 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android in reply to sarcasticunt
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on your saggy old grandma. 12:16 PM May 18th via Favstar.FM

Name Tasteless Ramblings
Location Canada, AB
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Bio Big shot *Pepsi plug* entrepreneur *Tampax plug* Self-made millionaire and owner of the all Mexican strip joint The Pink Taco Belle. *Casual smile and wink*