FormerPolice
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@ Hell, I don't know. Whatever the hell they want to do I guess. They leave Saturday. I'm sure he will want to see mom on Friday.
about 21 hours ago
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@ And its supposed to rain until Saturday, so I will have to be the one to entertain them. While they are in town.
about 21 hours ago
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@ Yes she is. I will give bro credit for that. All of his ex wives and current wives were hot. Really fucking weird, but hot.
about 21 hours ago
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@ Then don't take some sort of odd pride in being a class one ball buster at work.
about 21 hours ago
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@ She is even more of an Ice Princess than @ is at work. About as approachable as White House airspace.
about 22 hours ago
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@ My brother is a prosecutor and so is his current wife. Which is fine, except for the fact that I hate prosecutors.
about 22 hours ago
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@ Good luck with that. I have to pick up my brother and his current wife tomorrow night at the airport. Serious fun.
about 22 hours ago
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@ And you would shoot me at point blank range, in the face, with a shotgun too. Getting brain matter out of clothes is a bitch.
about 22 hours ago
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@ Such is life.
about 22 hours ago
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@ If I do that, then @ gets very mad. So would @, either one would shoot me.
about 22 hours ago
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@ If you say its because we look alike, I am going to smack you.
about 22 hours ago
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@ Not a problem.
about 22 hours ago
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What's happening? I will tell you one thing. I sure as hell am not thinking about the Cameo song "Word up" right now.
about 23 hours ago
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@ I do as well. Its always the same pushy people that always try to make it mandatory too. Not going to do that to people.
about 23 hours ago
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@ Its a ploy on perfume gal's part. She wants my wife to make cookies. Thats not going to happen. I'm not a complete idiot.
about 23 hours ago
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@ What could be more fun than boiling oil over an open flame? Lets add some drunk rednecks, that always makes things more fun.
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to irrevelant
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Perfume gal suggested a cookie exchange for the holidays. You dumb asses can't even use the microwave correctly. Knock yourself out.
about 23 hours ago
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I'm looking forward to reading about the morons starting the house on fire, while attempting to deep fat fry the turkey.
about 24 hours ago
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@ Life is hard and often cruel at times isn't it? Could be worse, I could have thrown out Hall and Oates instead.
about 24 hours ago
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Whatever you do right now, do NOT think about the song. "What a fool believes" by the Doobie Brothers. Just don't do it.
about 24 hours ago
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- Name Roscoe Rules
- Location Washington, DC Metro Area
- Bio You want nice and happy, go look for fucking Elmo. Bound to offend you at some point. Deal with it.
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