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ForeignRobot

  1. Evidently I appeared on the news on tv walking out of a trailer today.
  2. I signed this petition to get YouTube to realize they are screwing everyone, including themselves, over. ptn.bz/occupyyoutube
  3. @michaelaranda Gullah Gullah!
  4. @Nanalew Awesome! I want a grey owl v-neck or even a simple black Nanalew v-neck, I just never got around to buying one while they had them.
  5. @Nanalew Do you by chance have any of your out of stock shirts sitting around where a fellow could buy one?
  6. Whenever I get the chance to go to France, I'm just going to swear all the time and say "Pardon my French".
  7. Editing all day. Fo dayz. It's like finals week all over again, I end up doing crap to distract m... dailybooth.com/u/feapt
  8. I start working ridiculous hours (at least 72 hour weeks) on this feature film on Tuesday. I hope to learn and to not screw up too much.
  9. @kylegcsumusic I didn't even know they made chocolate twinkies!
  10. Just eating my weight in powdered donuts. No big deal.
  11. ... me out and I have no idea why I would want to be around that. I apologize to those I've distanced myself from, but it's for my sanity.
  12. ... complain all the time. I should also include people who only seem to tear others down. I don't need that in my life. It stresses ...
  13. Ever since high school ended, and perhaps even before, I've made it a rule to stay away from overly dramatic people and/or people who ...
  14. @MimmbleMimmble I'm glad that we have the opportunity to know together.
  15. Also, I posted a video the other day. You know, you could watch that too. youtube.com/watch?v=Iw9S2u… In case you missed it.
  16. My fiancee posted a video earlier this week, in which she sings/plays Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" on the ukulele. youtube.com/watch?v=ollmND…
  17. @JohnyStrang Just realized if I was going to try and pay everyone back with rides for all the rides they've given me, Id never stop driving.
  18. At the age of 20, I am finally a licensed driver.
  19. One reason I'm not into sports is that I cannot fathom letting my happiness or sadness depend on the outcome of a game I have no hand in.