FordDuncan
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All these hot singles in my area want to meet me!! Probably because of all the free iPads I've won.
about 6 hours ago
via Twuffer
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Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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when you're watching Dumb and Dumber and you realize you're really watching 16 and Pregnant.
about 7 hours ago
via HootSuite
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Working nights makes 4:00 in the afternoon feel like 4:00 in the morning when you wake up
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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We were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young and wishin' we were older!
1:13 PM May 26th
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I love cats... If you don't, well you are a loser.
2:12 AM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
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Fat guys discussing how the don't really taste like doritos
1:14 AM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
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Some of the security officers at CCU feed the cats at UP. They are their friends haha.
12:31 AM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
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My computer keeps claiming it's going to hibernate. Bears hibernate. Therefore, my computer is a bear.
12:15 AM May 26th
via web
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10 years from now: "Dad, how did you meet mom? Well, your mom had the hottest profile pic...so I had to friend request that."
11:00 PM May 25th
via Twuffer
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Coastal seems like a really awesome, fun place until you start spending 5 nights a week from 11 to 7 there
9:43 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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I'm not always the best boyfriend, but when I am... It's for Melissa.
9:29 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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@ I think I would rather be with you than be single:)
9:28 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to MelissaCohen6
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Proving others wrong >
6:17 PM May 25th
via txt
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, sometimes I think "I just can't understand how you got into my university under the same standards as I did."
7:01 PM May 25th
via Twuffer
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I've always wanted to get in a taxi and yell, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!!"
7:15 PM May 25th
via HootSuite
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@ I guess since Im imaginary, then this relationship is imaginary, which means I'm actually single...
9:23 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to MelissaCohen6
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@ Don't lie, you know I'm unforgettable
9:20 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to MelissaCohen6
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Google: Helping me prove my girlfriend wrong since 1997.
8:01 PM May 25th
via Twuffer
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@ Don't drink and drive... Haha
9:14 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to alygaterr
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- Name Ford Duncan
- Location Conway, SC
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