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I'm finding it tough to keep up with all my boozing obligations this holiday season. Clearly I didn't do enough pre-season training.about 19 hours agofrom TweetDeck
An actual dusting of snow in London! This calls for a state of emergency. Which of my office mates will be sacrificed to feed the rest?about 20 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Wife: Couldn't sleep; u snore when drinking. Me: I shouldn't drink! Wife: You need SOME pleasure in life. (This is why I married a Geordie)2:30 PM Dec 15thfrom TweetDeck
Clarkson wd rather shove pencils in his eyes than read Shakespeare. Funny, I'd rather shove pencils in Clarkson's eyes than read his "books"2:14 PM Dec 15thfrom TweetDeck
Am following celebs who Twitter chat w/ each other. A bit like being allowed at cool kids' lunch table so long as you keep quiet.1:48 AM Dec 15thfrom TweetDeck
R4's Today Programme had segment on "survey" they conducted on evolution & dance. Total nonsense. Where's @bengoldacre when you need him?1:40 AM Dec 15thfrom TweetDeck
