FollowCat
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Dreamt I was chasing deer last nite & kicked the covers, pillows & 2 people off the bed.
10:39 AM Nov 23rd
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Fed an adorably cute chickadee on bird feeder today... to myself. Bon Appetit!
10:36 AM Nov 23rd
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Step 1 for giving your cat a bath: Brush your teeth & make sure your tongue is clean before you start.
9:11 PM Nov 19th
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@ Like "Planet of the Cats" where humans are servants? Isn't that the case now? I'm game anyways if I can have a gun.
8:51 PM Nov 19th
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Oops - just sat down hard on my racquetball... it looks like I have the ass of a baboon. MEDIC!
7:52 PM Nov 19th
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@ Vets are OK as long as you let them know who's in charge.
4:19 PM Nov 19th
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@ A belly rub always feel good... anytime-anyday.
4:17 PM Nov 19th
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@ It's all in the wrist.... except we don't have wrists.
4:15 PM Nov 19th
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Played chess - pummeled pawns, excommunicated bishops under fridge, left horsies alone & ousted king off balcony. Checkmate!
4:01 PM Nov 19th
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Veterinarian showed me a rectal thermometer today - I showed him one of his eyebrows in my paw.
4:35 PM Nov 18th
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Computer has been in shop for a couple days. Let's just say that keyboards and clumping cat litter are a bad mix.
3:10 PM Nov 18th
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Tried eCatHarmony dating site - they matched me up with an Afghan blanket... we slept together on 1st date.
10:22 AM Nov 15th
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Irony - People getting their Twitter accounts hacked while trying to take an IQ quiz
2:46 PM Nov 14th
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Have a feeling my last tweet went over the heads of younger cats... Wikipedia it!
2:25 PM Nov 14th
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Yuck! Just found human hair in my Soylent Green Cat Chow... what do they put in this stuff?
1:12 PM Nov 14th
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Sorry about not tweeting for a couple days... Cat Got My Tongue
11:48 AM Nov 14th
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@ Actually I collapsed from exhaustion after the "Mitten Incident"
11:42 AM Nov 14th
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Never eat the ball of yarn you play with! I just pooped out a mitten that would fit the Incredible Hulk.
11:04 AM Nov 12th
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If you have the ability to throw up more than you actually ate... there is a good chance you are a cat.
9:52 AM Nov 11th
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I was one of 8 kittens. You may remember my mom from Animal Planet's short-lived TV reality show "Octocat".
9:49 AM Nov 11th
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- Name Tobias
- Location Flat On My Back
- Bio Cat who enjoys sleeping, eating, playing with ping pong ball (at 3:00AM), belly rubs, running water...did I mention sleeping or eating yet?
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