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FokkinProns

@TimboHaynes That's his face, mate. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to TimboHaynes
Spotted online - "why did Walcott cross the road?" "Because it's the only thing he can cross" 3:28 PM May 26th via web
@hygorico that's that dodgy Bulgarian site, right? 1:53 PM May 26th via web in reply to hygorico
@TimboHaynes another two hours of me life I'll never get back... 1:42 PM May 26th via web
@TimboHaynes Commentator - "Johnson looking to make his mark". He obviously didn't, you've been calling him Downing for the last 10 minutes! 1:41 PM May 26th via web in reply to TimboHaynes
@TimboHaynes I won't spoil the ending for you then! 12:07 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@hygorico think it was ticketmaster,homes. 12:06 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@TimboHaynes hey bud,watching the England game?first chorus of the Great Escape theme of the evening... 11:52 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
yfrog.com/g9oby4j @hygorico oh, hell yeah! 8:02 AM May 26th via Yfrog
@TimboHaynes @doghatmaker2 spotted in the Liverpool Echo i.imgur.com/OQ1RI.jpg 2:52 AM May 26th via web
Sepp Blatter speaks out against penalty shootouts.Tied matches now to be decided by who can write him the largest cheque after extra time. 6:09 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
I pledge my undying loyalty to Tharg and to @2000AD (and I want to win a free graphic novel!) #thrillpowerfriday 5:07 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@TimboHaynes @doghatmaker2 pretty informal interview for the L'pool job - maybe they're booking a trip to Disneyland? p.twimg.com/Atr92G_CQAAJm4… 3:01 PM May 24th via web
@TimboHaynes talktorafa.com 7:20 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
VincentKompany “@StonerOzmen: @VincentKompany Fat head balloon brains marsion skull! Earth cranium of fatness. #FatHead” - Forgot to put #champion :-) 12:31 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by FokkinProns and 568 others
@doghatmaker2 @ told you you should have got the fat ninja instead. 2:15 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to doghatmaker2
@hygorico maybe he was wondering if it'll wash off 12:58 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hygorico
Wow,who turned the heating up?Scorchio! 9:08 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
yfrog.com/nsooaj @TimboHaynes prezzie for you, bud 3:59 PM May 19th via Yfrog
Just like to give a massive UP YOURS to Msr Platini and Herr Rummenigge. Hope you enjoyed tonight's game, you prize pair of t**ts! Hahaha! 3:55 PM May 19th via web