FlyBriGuy
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Me: I have a massive cock!
You: Prove it!
Me: Proof denies faith in my massive cock.
You: Show me.
Me: What ARE you? A fucking pervert?!
about 11 hours ago
via TweetCaster for Android
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Me: I'm a REALLY good lover.
You: Prove it!
Me: I don't have to prove it. I just KNOW in my heart that it's true!
You: *sigh*
about 12 hours ago
via TweetCaster for Android
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RT @: "Winter is coming" << So is Jeebus!
about 15 hours ago
via TweetCaster for Android
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6000 years ago, when God created the earth, he was shocked to find people in Asia were building snowshoes & brewing alcohol.
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Wants government spies to "do their jobs" - Reports Twitter to the F.B.I. (Pic) Thanks to @
about 20 hours ago
via web
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If your god has limitless wealth, why does he require your financial support? Face it, your god's on welfare.
about 22 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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@ Irony? You tell me... Thanks to @.
about 20 hours ago
via web
in reply to GhoulDreams
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@ Irony? You tell me... Thanks to @
about 20 hours ago
via web
in reply to GodlessAtheist
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Enjoying a pint of Mountain Goat Steam Ale at the Taylor Project gig (Union Hotel, Brunswick). Where's @?
1:02 AM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
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Checking out "God Hates All the Same People You Do" on Think Atheist:
9:44 PM May 25th
via Think Atheist
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"@: .@ Please, elaborate on your statement. Tell me why I’m a bigot." I'd like to know too, if you don't mind.
7:19 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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When in doubt, have another coffee...
6:51 PM May 25th
via web
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@ RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!
6:19 PM May 25th
via web
in reply to MartinPribble
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@ 404...
4:20 PM May 25th
via web
in reply to askegg
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Beginning to think that holding onto is a kind of brand loyalty, like following a football team no matter how poorly it performs.
4:13 PM May 25th
via web
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@ Try following @. It doesn't say much, but when it does it is very profound (and tasty)!
7:32 AM May 25th
via web
in reply to TheCrankyGddess
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I would like to now, but it's 20 minutes past Friday, and I'm cold and fucked from having worked in the freezing rain all day...
7:22 AM May 25th
via web
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Looks like I'm gonna get wet today.. :[
1:52 PM May 24th
via web
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THERE are the fucking sesame seeds! Crisis averted (for the time being).
12:58 AM May 24th
via TweetCaster for Android
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Aargh! Where are the fucking sesame seeds?!! Without them, my tempura will be merely edible...
12:55 AM May 24th
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- Name qɹıɐu dɹıqqןǝ
- Location DownUnda
- Web http://www.last.f...
- Bio Practicing Dad. Novice ukuleleist. Bonsai enthusiast. Recovering art student. Armchair activist. Occasional Grip. Beer drinker. Former AD&Der. Angry Boy.
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