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  1. my hatred for this girl has overwhelmed my ability to get work done. i'd rank her in the top five worst people I've ever evesdropped on. 10 minutes ago from Echofon
  2. this white girl sitting across from me won't stop saying "nigga". i would punch her in the face if i wasn't afraid of physical interaction. 20 minutes ago from Echofon
  3. ... and there's my FIRST major fuck-up of the day. #TeamGriffin about 15 hours ago from web
  4. 800 tweets!!! 56 pages of #Grifftopia!!! now i'm going to try to get 6 hours of sleep!!! 12:00 AM Nov 30th from web
  5. @notjesslane i've had MOST of it done for a while now, so i've been rehearsing the first 90% for the last couple of weeks. 10:37 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to notjesslane
  6. I'm actually going to finish writing #Grifftopia tonight! Four whole days before the show goes up! That's actually really early for me! 10:27 PM Nov 29th from web
  7. my misspellings of "necessary" are usually so off the mark that spellchecks can't even guess what word i'm trying to use. 9:51 PM Nov 29th from web
  8. i honestly don't know how it's possible, but i literally NEVER spell that word correctly when i use it, and i use it all the time. 9:49 PM Nov 29th from web
  9. i totally don't know how to spell necessary or any of it's derivatives. i had to look it up for this tweet. #mylifeisadisaster 9:47 PM Nov 29th from web
  10. @JamesUrbaniak that gives Zurich about 40 years as I struggle to created a career worthy of a lifetime achievement tribute/sting operation. 11:29 AM Nov 29th from Echofon in reply to JamesUrbaniak
  11. it's taken me about five years of non-stop tests and research, but i think i've finally cracked it: Naked Gun 2 1/2 is the best one. 10:11 AM Nov 29th from web
  12. my tweet cloud is just creepy... and possibly incriminating: http://bit.ly/7uFZbW 9:32 AM Nov 29th from web
  13. oh, no, wait, i also want "It's Garry Shandling's Show" on DVD. 8:37 PM Nov 28th from web
  14. the only thing i really want for christmas is a bunch more followers. 8:36 PM Nov 28th from web
  15. i'm actually impressed with how terribly i'm behaving tonight. #TeamGriffin 7:19 PM Nov 28th from web
  16. @skinsmexico hey? 6:20 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to skinsmexico
  17. i think my procrastination has gotten so bad that i'm not even really procrastinating. i'm actually procrastinating FROM procrastinating. 6:00 PM Nov 28th from web
  18. according to my face i don't know how to use an electric shaver. #mylifeisadisaster 3:59 PM Nov 28th from web
  19. @ElleKingMusic i don't think it's possible to be TOO excited for #Grifftopia! #IHaveBecomeASelfPromotionMonster 2:21 PM Nov 28th from web
  20. the three Sukkar men are officially members of #TeamGriffin: RT @sukkar: The three Sukkar men are officially attending #Grifftopia 1:20 PM Nov 28th from Echofon