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  1. @SmartATriv and 97% math skills
  2. @SmartATriv Oh Baby, the girl I'm screwing is a filthy whore compared to you!
  3. @SmartATriv Those who do not learn from history... tend not to learn from Math, Geography or English either.
  4. @SmartATriv It means Faster Baby! Let's get this boat-a-rockin!
  5. @SmartATriv how can i be a vampire?
  6. @SmartATriv E = MC Hammer squared
  7. @SmartATriv Oprah has recently lost 15 pounds and intends to keep it off!
  8. @SmartATriv When Britney Spears shaved her head
  9. @SmartATriv The iRoomba - it vibrates and crawls all over you for a full body massage!
  10. @SmartATriv Only buy stuff with a double-your-money-back guarantee... then return it all
  11. @SmartATriv Twitching and Itching!
  12. @SmartATriv Most of them get there picture taken with Crocodile Dundee then go eat at Outback.
  13. @SmartATriv #whyfacebookisbetter
  14. @SmartATriv Sarah Palin wants run for president to further her hobby of "learning more about politics" #smartass #trivia
  15. Watching a rerun of The Office. Why can't all shows be this funny?
  16. @SmartATriv List your buddies from the mental institution as personal references
  17. Friday the 13th is for fraidy cats! (notice how i waited until after midnight to tweet that)
  18. @SmartATriv The Make Nancy Pelosi Sexy Fund - 800 million dollars spent, 800 million dollars to go!
  19. @SmartATriv all users of Google Wave will need to wrap their keyboards in plastic to protect against water damage
  20. @SmartATriv Champaigne Slurpees!