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Floridachad

@sunjana1 whatever square, still parting here, Lionel Richie style, all night long about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to sunjana1
@sunjana1 cooking out and pooling today if interested. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to sunjana1
@sunjana1 Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to sunjana1
@briecook2 My wife is reading it now, and gave me oral at 3am. IMO, this book should REQUIRED reading for couples. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to briecook2
Yeah, yeah, I realize that last joke was shitty, but im not fully drunk yet. Pretty soon though. Yay me! 4:13 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
I wonder if it's Menorrahial Day weekend in Israel? 3:47 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
One step up from a pearl necklace. This one actually looks like sperm. twitter.com/Floridachad/st… 11:03 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. RT@IamEnidColeslaw: eating Meatloaf 10:33 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Bret_Postal I just watched Vin Diesel beat up The Rock and now I don't believe in Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny. My life is a lie... 8:05 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Floridachad
tinaannb Chad is forcing me to watch Bucky Larson. You know what that means? #Puffpuffpass 6:36 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by Floridachad
@antsmarching Or it's a new song. 6:09 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to antsmarching
"Yeast infection" sounds so fucking gross. It should be called "Poonera Bread". 6:04 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
Finally saw Kung Fu Panda. So unrealistic. 5:00 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
SuchaDumbWorld The Ladies of Twitter: You're beautiful. You're witty. You're crazy and your mouths are toilets. You make me believe in women again. TY. 12:03 PM Apr 15th via web Retweeted by Floridachad and 101 others
Just saw a young girl with her watch in her mouth and thought, "What an adorable clocksucker. " Probably good I don't have kids. 3:19 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
IamEnidColeslaw just took a sweaty gym shit like a goddamned vagrant 12:07 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Floridachad and 4 others
@aimeevc1970 If it were 187, you'd be legally allow to murder them. Just sayin 11:52 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to aimeevc1970
My wife's sloppy joe is the sloppiest, and by sloppy joe I mean pussy. 10:59 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
Bret_Postal I found a patch of ginger hair in my beard, so, I guess I have to go jump off a bridge now. 8:19 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Floridachad
I'm a much more pleasant person when I'm drinking you fucking cocksuckers.. 3:44 PM May 24th via TweetDeck