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Flonk2

  1. @arthurabland word.
  2. The only time she is ever nice to me is when I have food. #secretkitty lockerz.com/s/211922744
  3. SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR PEOPLE! #whyamiwatchingvoyager
  4. @tdro #standalaverted lockerz.com/s/211877858
  5. @tdro You can fix that, you know. But you don't. Thus, #standal
  6. I think there is an Occupy meeting going on in the other room. #occupyflonkslivingroom
  7. @elcinco is @tdro lying to get stickers? Is there a sticker scandal? #standal
  8. @elcinco @BaconTheCat give her skritches then!
  9. And now Chakotay is giving Janeway a sexy back rub and talking about his mother. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?! #whyamiwatchingvoyager
  10. @AntonioPCuneo pfft. You made your choice.
  11. Seriously, this is such a shitty episode. The stuff on the ship is stupid, and the stuff downstairs is dull padding. #whyamiwatchingvoyager
  12. And if Tuvok is captain now, why is he still wearing yellow? And only has two pips? #spoilers #iguess #whyamiwatchingvoyager
  13. @tdro #drool
  14. And now Janeway is talking to a monkey. #whyamiwatchingvoyager
  15. @AntonioPCuneo I see how it is.
  16. There goes Chakotay, putting his leg up. #whyamiwatchingvoyager
  17. @srafleck nope. This was a combination of not wanting to live like a filthy animal and good old fashioned boredom.
  18. @_NickT Nope. We've had the gray one for like 6-7 months now.
  19. @tdro Pixplzkthxbai #beercreepster