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Trust me on this: Don't keep Sharpies in the same can with dry erase markers. Guess who had to go buy a new appointment board today.

@PoppyBuxom OMG I swear I almost lost my breakfast over it. Should not read entertainment news while eating.
Ok does anyone hate these stupidfuckingmoronic Olive Garden commercials as much as I do? Does eating there kill massive brain cells?
@RedheadMom LOL just found this. 2 parrots 5 kids. Something is a bit skewed here!
@RedheadMom LOL mine also whistle to the dogs; makes them think I am going to feed them. Stupid birds. Or dogs; not sure which are dumber.
@RedheadMom I will take mine whistling La Cucaracha over screaming any day!
More twit spam. Someone PLEASE tell me how they find us!!!
@Hotfessional I forgot to add I also have vodka in my limeaide. On my 2nd. Large.
@Hotfessional Tuning out the hub. iPod with Skull Candy earbuds ROCK! So does Mamma Mia soundtrack.
"Does Your Mother Know That You're Out?" Best Song Ever when sung by Christine Baransky. Love It.
Computer got a virus. Someone pissed me off. I ate ice cream for lunch. I am ok now.
@RedheadMom In my house smart ass remarks from the hubby are immediately followed up by me with "BITE ME".
Just HOW in the HELL do these TwitSpammers find me????
Maybe it wouldn't have pissed me off so much if she'd had the common sense to know the difference between "sense" and "since".
I am well aware of how old my own child is. But don't dare insinuate she is a skank just because she has a boyfriend she really likes.
I haven't let my mother piss me off in years. Why did I let her email get to me? Did I just feel the need to defend my daughter? grrrr
@theberrygirl Love that this was sent 2 weeks ago and just now showed up for me. And they did kiss. Finally. Last week.
@RedheadMom Empty boxes too but they first must have contained 100s of $$ worth of toys that you regret buying because they prefer the box.
Realizing the whiney pouting gene must be a male genetic trait. I think my son has it too.
@poshmama Here's a hint to avoid bad hangovers: sugarfree mixes. Trust me. It works! Unless you drink whole bottle. Then you're on your own.