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How do I know someone snuck into MY candy? Because I am the only person here who knows how to properly close a ziplock bag.about 21 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Seriously. Other than the dead of winter, is there REALLY a reason we need to wear clothes?about 21 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Ok Dog5 YOU chose to play in the rabbit poo infested hay in the compost bin. It's not MY fault you're getting a bath.about 22 hours agofrom TweetDeck