Flitterby
Trust me on this: Don't keep Sharpies in the same can with dry erase markers. Guess who had to go buy a new appointment board today.
| @PoppyBuxom OMG I swear I almost lost my breakfast over it. Should not read entertainment news while eating. |
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| Ok does anyone hate these stupidfuckingmoronic Olive Garden commercials as much as I do? Does eating there kill massive brain cells? |
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| @RedheadMom LOL just found this. 2 parrots 5 kids. Something is a bit skewed here! |
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| @RedheadMom LOL mine also whistle to the dogs; makes them think I am going to feed them. Stupid birds. Or dogs; not sure which are dumber. |
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| @RedheadMom I will take mine whistling La Cucaracha over screaming any day! |
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| More twit spam. Someone PLEASE tell me how they find us!!! |
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| @Hotfessional I forgot to add I also have vodka in my limeaide. On my 2nd. Large. |
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| @Hotfessional Tuning out the hub. iPod with Skull Candy earbuds ROCK! So does Mamma Mia soundtrack. |
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| "Does Your Mother Know That You're Out?" Best Song Ever when sung by Christine Baransky. Love It. |
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| Computer got a virus. Someone pissed me off. I ate ice cream for lunch. I am ok now. |
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| @RedheadMom In my house smart ass remarks from the hubby are immediately followed up by me with "BITE ME". |
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| Just HOW in the HELL do these TwitSpammers find me???? |
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| Maybe it wouldn't have pissed me off so much if she'd had the common sense to know the difference between "sense" and "since". |
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| I am well aware of how old my own child is. But don't dare insinuate she is a skank just because she has a boyfriend she really likes. |
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| I haven't let my mother piss me off in years. Why did I let her email get to me? Did I just feel the need to defend my daughter? grrrr |
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| @theberrygirl Love that this was sent 2 weeks ago and just now showed up for me. And they did kiss. Finally. Last week. |
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| @RedheadMom Empty boxes too but they first must have contained 100s of $$ worth of toys that you regret buying because they prefer the box. |
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| Realizing the whiney pouting gene must be a male genetic trait. I think my son has it too. |
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| @poshmama Here's a hint to avoid bad hangovers: sugarfree mixes. Trust me. It works! Unless you drink whole bottle. Then you're on your own. |
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