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  1. @hannahlplotkin YO and a days-belated tweet-reply to you. god, i am so bad at this internet.
  2. Lady GaGa’s “The Fame Monster” Has Leaked – How Is It?: Let me preface this by saying.. http://bit.ly/3lTrnX
  3. invest in miracle whip (NYSE: MRWP, probably). http://bit.ly/2hZwYt. "whichever one was the cat in 'Tom and Jerry.'" ha i don't know either.
  4. if your favorite shirt gets a hole in it, is it still your favorite shirt? my friend wants to know.
  5. i hate sneezing in the shower. you may try to escape the sneeze, but you can't. nowhere to run, chief.
  6. "vh1's top 20 celebs gone good"? i wish there were a DVR for shows that you don't care at all whether you see them or not!
  7. nong shim can do no wrong. they are making the best dry-noodles-in-styrofoam product on the market right now. recognize.
  8. @ornerydan finally getting in on this two days late makes me feel like sammy hagar and how amped he was to join van halen. happy, but sad.
  9. We’ll Be Back After This Brief Lack of Messages and Other Content: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?.. http://bit.ly/2qd1OZ
  10. RT @big_ben_clock. delightful.
  11. "there are thousands of reasons to love shoes." -the television. i think that is literally false.
  12. jesus christ pandora, i'm not traveling to canada.
  13. Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Laura Siani: Laura Siani, sometime Maxim Hometown Hottie and, well... I mean what else .. http://bit.ly/23T3a4
  14. If You Watched “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” Last Night…: ...I figured you migh.. http://bit.ly/1Tc3dZ
  15. British Beauty Queens Fight in Nightclub Over a Man Named “Tornado”: Ah, the British.  Give Brita.. http://bit.ly/1uHCfk
  16. Tune In Tonight As a Psychic Finally Talks to Dead Michael Jackson: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6g.. http://bit.ly/2lGXIp
  17. POWER LUNCH: A Small Collection of “After Party” Shots. (Uncoached) *Bossip Exclusive*: One NBA Player is .. http://bit.ly/1HytTA
  18. Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Nayomi Rene: Today: Nayomi Rene, out of California. http://bit.ly/xseQQ
  19. "when my dad tries to be a rapper, that's total failure on the cool meter."
  20. "it's probably not proper jedi food, because it has all kinds of preservatives and stuff in it." -charles, 40, unemployed, dad