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  1. Remember that show "Wishbone"? Yeah, that dog died in 2001... what a bummer... 8:30 AM Aug 7th from web
  2. Why isn't there a light in the freezer too? That bugs me... 12:18 PM Jul 29th from web
  3. Have you ever noticed that people use “riding motorcycles” as an excuse to wear the most ridiculous clothing/hats possible? 9:21 AM Jul 15th from web
  4. Where does the phrase "herding cats" come from? Is that really an action that most people actually relate to? 12:28 PM Jun 30th from web
  5. How awkward is it that the Taco Bell drive-thru guy always asks "how are you"? I never know if I'm supposed to answer, or start ordering... 12:18 PM Jun 30th from web
  6. Attention people who put bumper stickers on their cars: Enough already. 8:22 AM Jun 24th from web
  7. You know the thing about how monkeys typing randomly could create true art? Well, the inverse is also true (see: X-Men Origins: Wolverine) 10:11 AM Jun 18th from web
  8. Just watched Back to the Future 2. Better hurry up, Science! 11:43 AM Jun 11th from web
  9. Sometimes a well-groomed novelty mustache is a better investment than a fake id... 7:38 AM Jun 8th from web
  10. I don't have a flux capacitor, but sometimes I like to drive 88 mph. You know, just in case... 1:21 PM Jun 5th from web
  11. I think I'm falling for the Land o' Lakes butter girl... 10:28 AM Jun 5th from web
  12. I'm gonna bring back the pork-pie hat or die trying! 1:05 PM Jun 4th from web
  13. @TheSpizz Mission accomplished! 12:47 PM Jun 4th from web in reply to TheSpizz
  14. I once hit a guy with my car and just drove off... Wait, this twitter thing is anonymous, right? Right?! 12:39 PM Jun 4th from web
  15. @missgonzalez86 Wait, am I a nerd for a) starting a Twitter b) naming myself after a Quznos sub c) wearing glasses d) all of the above? 12:22 PM Jun 4th from web in reply to missgonzalez86
  16. What do you think Lester, the rat from "Beakman's World" is doing right now, like this very second? 11:52 AM Jun 4th from web
  • Name Samuel D. Denehy
  • Location Still in the Botanical Gardens
  • Bio Once got lost in a Botanical Gardens and was never seen again...
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