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  1. @megatonlove They can hold grudges, but not for long.
  2. Phone call from veterinary nurse. Lucy cat is OK. Can collect her at 3.30. She will ask "Why? What did I do?" all the way home.
  3. RT @BBCNewsnight: Time to eat the pets? Newsnight's @EthicalMan considers our pets' environmental pawprint: http://bit.ly/Abk33
  4. @megatonlove I'm fine thanks. She's hiding.
  5. RT @Border__Collie: Why do the humans always wee in my special big drinking bowl?
  6. @ZenMonkey Her paw is poised over the phone to contact the RSPCA as I type.
  7. Audrey the cat left a pool of drool at the vets' this morning and is now ignoring me. It was for her own good...
  8. @Thehumblepie You think she listens?
  9. @megatonlove @HarpSkunk Some people sicken me.
  10. @megatonlove The idiots in the UK would never make the connection.
  11. @megatonlove Particularly the sort who do this sort of thing http://bit.ly/XP9QW
  12. @Thehumblepie @megatonlove It reminds me of the Wicked Witch of the West (Wizard of Oz)
  13. @mikejohn99 Wouldn't want a medium rare anything at Burger King. The heat kills microbes. You sure they're clean?
  14. The main problem with universal suffrage is that stupid people have the vote.
  15. @physicus I've never fancied a kebab. Now I fancy them even less.
  16. @Thehumblepie Gosh, now I'm come over all nostalgic.
  17. Started watching Matthew Collings "What is Beauty?" but he lost me when he started going on about blue triangles. http://bit.ly/4oAkMd
  18. @Farctum Mmm. Might think it was a Sennacot ad.
  19. @SimonBishop *Hoots with laughter!*
  20. @Farctum You look a bit flushed (Sorry, couldn't resist).