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  1. Flash Fact: When a fan asks for my signature, Quickly I put dog shit in their pants and point out that they pooped themselves. Loudly. 9:38 AM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  2. Flash Fact: Get it right, Asains. I'm not "The Frash"! And dont apologize either cuz "SO SOLLY, FRASH" won't cut it this time! 6:40 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  3. Flash Fact: Whenever I hear the phrase "BLOW YOUR MIND", I imagine someone sucking off a brain. Please tell me I'm not the only one. 7:51 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  4. Flash Fact: Green Lantern always cringes when I announce that I have to "EJACULATE" my costume out of my ring. 9:41 AM Dec 14th from Tweetie
  5. Flash Fact: My origin is wrong. I got my powers from when a Lightning Bolt hit my METH in my METH LAB. Do research, @GeoffJohns0! 1:10 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  6. Flash Fact: If I see a kid on a mall santa's lap, I run through the santa so the kid thinks they made santa explode by asking for too much. 12:40 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  7. Flash Fact: I have never lost a staring contest. I never cheat and blink at super speed either...I just rip my opponent's eyes out. 273 wins 1:22 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  8. Flash Fact: If someone tries to shoot me, I check their ID, find their address, take their wife and put her in front of the bullet. 2:42 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  9. Flash Fact: When I fuck bitches, I'm so fast I set them on fire from all the friction. I call it being "Flash Fucked", The cops call it rape 10:35 AM Oct 5th from Tweetie
  10. Flash Fact: I could vibrate and hide inside a fat person and no one would know except the MUTHAFUCKIN' CORONER! #ITreatFattiesLikeTaunTauns 5:09 PM Sep 17th from Tweetie
  11. Flash Fact: Grabbing someone by the spine and then sawing thru them via their own ribcage will stop any foe. Even fat ones. 9:33 AM Sep 16th from Tweetie
  12. Flash Fact: My costume used to be white & yellow but since I refuse to stop when I run through Mexico, It's been stained red. BLOOD RED. >:D 6:32 AM Sep 8th from Tweetie
  13. Flash Fact: In the time it takes you to blink, I could peel off all your skin, wear it, get you fired at work, and put your skin back on you 8:05 AM Sep 6th from Tweetie
  14. Flash Fact: I can spin my finger so fast that it'll make a little tornado and suck your eyeballs out of your head. 10:36 AM Sep 5th from Tweetie
  15. Flash Fact: If I ran into you, you'd explode. Then I'd catch each chunk, run back in time & throw them at your mother giving birth to you. 5:28 AM Sep 5th from Tweetie
  16. Flash Fact: I can vibrate my balls out of my nutsack. 4:47 PM Sep 4th from Tweetie
  17. Flash Fact: Whenever I see a baby, I flip it off at superspeed right in front of it's mother. 12:32 PM Sep 4th from Tweetie
  18. Flash Fact: In the time it takes you to sneeze, I could headbutt you over 5,000 times. 7:33 AM Sep 4th from web