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flannypants

  1. Holy crap, Netflix, since December that's a 41% increase in my plan; +$3 in January, now +$4? KMA.
  2. Voted for Nancy Pelosi. If Anthony Weiner were to move here and run, I'd switch and vote for him next time. #ShouldaStayedOutOfIt
  3. The good doctor and I have a little throwdown. is.gd/5Rq9c9 @dballard30 #SFcircumcisiondebate
  4. @dballard30 You should publish a similar article about fighting breast cancer in women by excising breasts (100% defense) goo.gl/0Rwal
  5. @dballard30 Pls footnote your article w the studies of HIV transmittal rates of uncirc'd US males under the age of majority(18) goo.gl/0Rwal
  6. #FF @LisaLampanelli Now gimme my damn cookie.
  7. @sergiocilli You should sell it on craigslist to @BeniHoff
  8. Hope others in 30 Rock's cast say something about this so my love for them overcomes my newfound dislike of Tracy Morgan http://goo.gl/5cmGj
  9. @RepWeiner Don't give up; I hope your district continues to support you. It was neither illegal nor hypocritical, unlike Repub sex scandals.
  10. Um, @glaad, no. http://goo.gl/kERjd You look like corrupt fools now. Thanks for that.
  11. @EzekielSF With the right Takei I could tweet all night.
  12. I've always known I was Takei. http://ow.ly/4YFsD #ItsOKtoBeTakei
  13. @sharon No, JG is alright. My big embarrassment is Bob Saget :-/
  14. At The Mint. Ears bleeding.
  15. You could try reading what PETA actually has to say about this whole flygate thing. http://is.gd/15IJR
  16. @sharon Thanks Shabroni! You have the honor of being the subject of my very first tweet!