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  1. I don't care if the shirt complies with the company dress code-- he's still not wearing any pants. http://ow.ly/FHQ8 about 12 hours ago from HootSuite
  2. Remember when Winnie-The-Pooh got stuck in Rabbit's hole? This is the Florida Freak version of that classic: http://ow.ly/FnZW about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
  3. If you've got $350K worth of anything, why the hell are you riding a bus? Charter a damn plane! http://ow.ly/FnYB about 21 hours ago from HootSuite
  4. People are just so damn impatient these days. http://ow.ly/FnXb 5:44 PM Nov 24th from HootSuite
  5. Cops have for too long suckled from the teat of Big Ice Cream. Today, the city fights back: http://ow.ly/EYFK 1:34 PM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
  6. Dude's got Kool Aid running through his veins. I hear that he's also easy to manipulate. http://ow.ly/EYzl 12:34 PM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
  7. Monkey outsmart authorities again. Hollywood's in touch w/ his agent about playing the White Whale in Moby Dick: http://ow.ly/EYL9 11:43 AM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
  8. Who says our weird stories have to be full of idiots? A pit bull bringing love to old folks? That's a freaky pick me up: http://ow.ly/EYqU 11:24 AM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
  9. Nice melons. http://ow.ly/ErfN 1:20 PM Nov 22nd from HootSuite
  10. Guy gets engaged to a murderous women he met through an escort service-- and he's only our Freak of the Week runner-up: http://ow.ly/Erjl 11:50 AM Nov 22nd from HootSuite
  11. The best part of this Florida Freak's saga? The happy ending. http://ow.ly/Erck 10:30 AM Nov 22nd from HootSuite
  12. Remember Minority Report? Cog Crime isn't just a science fiction movie anymore. In Florida, the Future is now: http://ow.ly/EnNO 10:30 AM Nov 22nd from HootSuite
  13. You know that pretty vase you just bought on Craigslist? I hope you didn't buy it from our freaks of the week: http://ow.ly/Erh8 9:05 AM Nov 22nd from HootSuite
  14. That CAVEMAN tattoo you have on your knuckles oughta look good wrapped around some jail bars, Freak: http://ow.ly/EnM2 2:50 PM Nov 21st from HootSuite
  15. Most states...ya gotta look out for deer on the road. In Florida, we're a little crazier: http://ow.ly/EnKv 1:43 PM Nov 21st from HootSuite
  16. Dig up Judge Wapner...we got a People's Court case you'll toss your cookies over. http://ow.ly/Earz 4:03 PM Nov 20th from HootSuite
  17. You met your fiance through an escort service. Seriously, dude... what did you expect? http://ow.ly/E56J 10:11 AM Nov 20th from HootSuite
  18. #FollowFriday Freaks: @MammaEsq @napleschris @norcross @BenJoBubble @ndn @sophiaw @fordofocala @scribblin @coryodonnell @CreativeFL 10:02 AM Nov 20th from HootSuite
  19. Check out my boy...rockin the comb forward. No fuss...no muss. [Mug Shot Goodness] http://ow.ly/DLUH 12:32 PM Nov 19th from HootSuite
  20. Sorry...but I'll click any story that starts with: ‘Captain (expletive deleted) Stick' swipes Bud Light Lime: http://ow.ly/DLIu 11:34 AM Nov 19th from HootSuite
  • Name Florida Freakshow
  • Location The Sunshine State (Florida)
  • Web http://www.florid...
  • Bio Chronicling all that is odd, bizarre, strange, outlandish, peculiar, bizarre, kooky, quirky, weird, and downright freaky in Florida.
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