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Fitzyfella

  1. @patrick_whyte Who me or the bloke pushing her out? Don't shoot the messenger!
  2. Please watch this! It's that beautiful combination of horrific and hilarious! viddler.com/v/fb107c3d
  3. @nickysudder Ha! Yeah that'd do it! You should be in what your wearing in your twit pic!
  4. @KarlMullen1 Ha! I think they both converge at Warrington!
  5. @nickysudder ooh you old soak! Black I a day like this! You must be sweating cobs!
  6. Ahh if you breath in deep enough you can just about get a wiff of bullshit wafting over from Cannes!
  7. @PeaaLee @tispity Is that the place by Keemo's the cafe
  8. @MissHellieRoo Ha! It's everyone's favourite scene that! 'I really love this tune'
  9. @PeaaLee @tispity No worries I'll try my very best! What time is it on?
  10. @TisPity @peaalee I'm working every day next week except Thursday so I could pop along then, what time?
  11. @PeaaLee @tispity let me know when it's on and I'll pop along for support
  12. @MissHellieRoo You want the works you'll get the f*ckin works!
  13. @TisPity Pleasure, when is it on? Might pop down
  14. @stejohnston The timeless tale of the drunken man beating the shit out of his wife til the policeman arrives and they're all eaten by a croc
  15. @MissHellieRoo He he Got any Crazy Cones??
  16. @Andrew_Heaton I'll update it for you, I'm sweating like Tulisa watching You've Been Framed!
  17. @helsbells2306 I'll let you find me an all!
  18. Alright look I've been patient with this hot weather lark but I want rain NOW! I'm sweating like a glass blowers arse!