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  1. I had a sandwich for the last hour or so and now the three of us are going out to get a bite.
  2. Conference calls. Amsterdam, Paris and London do quick business, while Madrid and Lisbon are echoing "I don't understand" in the background.
  3. This tweet is exactly sixty-nine characters. Must be an omen. Ladies?
  4. @Brain_Wash Thank you for the FF. Just saw your Twitter background. Are you an arsonist?
  5. I have a secret account solely for the purpose to follow the shit out of @santhonythomas
  6. I haven't said or done or witnessed anything funny for the past twenty-four hours. This is when you tweet about bacon? Asking for amirite?
  7. Twitterbelle faves: @plaid_lemur @GPappalardo @santhonythomas @luckyshirt @bonisteel @MrBigFists @biorhythmist @ncguk http://bit.ly/YiqUt
  8. Buddha has a new hat. http://twitpic.com/tvflw
  9. Nothing makes me feel more alive than when having a deadline. It's sad, really.
  10. I'm back!
  11. I'm sorry to say I'm leaving Twitter for an indefinite period of time.
  12. @ncguk It's 4:22 PM and I'm having a beer. Working from home is the shizzocks.
  13. @Lorisays You now have confirmation I'm not just following, I'm actually reading your tweets. Back to work, reports don't bang themselves.
  14. BREAKING: Out of concern for Global Warming Santa will not be handing out coal this year, Copenhagen a success after all.
  15. Reporting a bang.
  16. As a rule of thumb, I don't donate to charities of which the director makes more money than me.
  17. Death: Life wants his lemons back.
  18. I hear Fred Phelps is invited to the funeral to provide entertainment. #oralroberts
  19. Oral Roberts died embracing the theory of evolution and regretting the life he lived on a lie. Let's remember that.
  20. Best wishes to his children Articulate, Ejaculatory, Lingual, Verbal, Vocal and Voiced. #oralroberts