Fitzright
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I had a sandwich for the last hour or so and now the three of us are going out to get a bite.
about 9 hours ago
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Conference calls. Amsterdam, Paris and London do quick business, while Madrid and Lisbon are echoing "I don't understand" in the background.
about 9 hours ago
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This tweet is exactly sixty-nine characters. Must be an omen. Ladies?
about 12 hours ago
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@ Thank you for the FF. Just saw your Twitter background. Are you an arsonist?
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to Brain_Wash
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I have a secret account solely for the purpose to follow the shit out of @
about 12 hours ago
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I haven't said or done or witnessed anything funny for the past twenty-four hours. This is when you tweet about bacon? Asking for amirite?
about 12 hours ago
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Twitterbelle faves: @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
about 12 hours ago
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Buddha has a new hat.
5:04 AM Dec 17th
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Nothing makes me feel more alive than when having a deadline. It's sad, really.
4:26 AM Dec 17th
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I'm back!
7:31 AM Dec 16th
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I'm sorry to say I'm leaving Twitter for an indefinite period of time.
7:31 AM Dec 16th
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@ It's 4:22 PM and I'm having a beer. Working from home is the shizzocks.
7:23 AM Dec 16th
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@ You now have confirmation I'm not just following, I'm actually reading your tweets. Back to work, reports don't bang themselves.
7:17 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to Lorisays
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BREAKING: Out of concern for Global Warming Santa will not be handing out coal this year, Copenhagen a success after all.
7:14 AM Dec 16th
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Reporting a bang.
7:07 AM Dec 16th
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As a rule of thumb, I don't donate to charities of which the director makes more money than me.
5:51 AM Dec 16th
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Death: Life wants his lemons back.
5:47 AM Dec 16th
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I hear Fred Phelps is invited to the funeral to provide entertainment.
1:22 PM Dec 15th
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Oral Roberts died embracing the theory of evolution and regretting the life he lived on a lie. Let's remember that.
1:19 PM Dec 15th
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Best wishes to his children Articulate, Ejaculatory, Lingual, Verbal, Vocal and Voiced.
1:06 PM Dec 15th
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- Name Trevor Fitzright
- Location Amsterdam, Netherlands
- Web http://www.fitzri...
- Bio The first straight man working in fashion since 1892
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