FitzJoe
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If ABC's new singing show Duets' theme song isn't "Let's Duet" from Dewey Cox I will riot in the streets.
about 5 hours ago
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The Celtics should replace their dancers with the sisters from The Fighter.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
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Dwayne Wade's pink pants look like something a guy with herpes that throws sex parties would wear.
1:38 PM May 25th
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I'm assuming it was a home invasion around Jeffrey street which is fucking dumb because the courthouse & police station is right there.
6:08 AM May 25th
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Just saw a prisoner transport van headed east out of town. So I think that means I've been ruled out as a suspect haha.
6:06 AM May 25th
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Thinking about using my newly acquired street cred to start a rap career.
2:20 AM May 25th
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I have 3 songs by The Police on my iPod and if that doesn't prove I'm a law abiding citizen I don't know what does.
2:11 AM May 25th
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Luckily I already printed up "Free Jojo" t-shirts ages ago because The Man has been trying to take me down for years.
2:08 AM May 25th
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Can still see the police lights from my house, hoping they find who they're looking for so I can be left alone.
2:00 AM May 25th
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I say "um" a lot & my voice quivers with nervousness to the point I want to vomit with terror.
1:54 AM May 25th
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If you're wondering what I sound like while talking to police it's the same voice I get when giving a speech.
1:53 AM May 25th
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Also going to rethink running & walking at night.
1:53 AM May 25th
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Next time I see 2 police cars 4 blocks away I'm not going to succumb to curiosity & walk towards them.
1:50 AM May 25th
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Didn't do anything but having 2 spotlights pointed in your face sure makes you feel like you're in trouble.
1:46 AM May 25th
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My heart is still pounding after being questioned by 2 county cops while out for a walk.
1:43 AM May 25th
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Every intersection should have a street light so i dont have to worry about being abushed by gypsies.
1:12 AM May 25th
via Mobile Web
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Sleep tight! Turning "Location Services" ON in your iPhone settings might help the Sheriff's team find your corpse 3 days from now.
11:51 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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And I'm already sick of Brady Bunch & turned the channel.
2:02 AM May 23rd
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It's hard to say which Brady kid I hate the most. But I do love me some Alice.
2:01 AM May 23rd
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The Brady Bunch is back on Nick At Nite!
1:59 AM May 23rd
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- Name Joseph Fitzpatrick
- Location Michigan, United States
- Bio The realest housewife on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
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