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  1. Someone just burped Carlsburp - probably the best burping frog in the world @ http://www.burpthefrog.com
  2. Why did the frog croak?...Because he ate a poisonous fly!
  3. Why did the frog walk across the road?...He didn't... he jumped
  4. Why did the frog go to the mall?...Because he wanted to go hopping
  5. What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?...A dirty double-crosser
  6. What's black and white and green?...A frog sitting on a newspaper
  7. What's green with bumps?...A frog with the measles!
  8. What's green with red spots?...A frog with the chicken pox!
  9. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?...Unhoppy.
  10. What happens when two frogs collide?...They get tongue tied!
  11. What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?...Birdsthigh fish fingers
  12. What kind of money do fishermen make?...Net profits
  13. What bit of fish doesn't make sense?,..the piece of cod that passeth all understanding
  14. Which fish go to heaven when they die?...Angelfish
  15. Why are fish so smart?...They are always in schools
  16. A fish swam into a wall and said, "Dam!"
  17. How do fish go into business?...They start on a small scale
  18. What do you call a fish with no eyes?...Fsh
  19. Noah started building several arks for various parts of animal kingdom. One was a split level job for all the fish - a multi-storey carp ark
  20. Why don't fish make very good tennis balls?...They keep getting caught in the net